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Topic: How bad would your one and only sexual experience have to be to...
+Anonymous A — 12.9 years ago #27,797
not only make you terrified of the opposite sex but make you swear off sex altogether?
+Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 45 seconds later[T] [B] #325,573
Sex with George Kastanza.
+Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,580
Sex with a woman like Kook who likes to jack off dogs.
+Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,581
@previous (C)
Does Kook really jack off to dogs?
+Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,586
@previous (D)
> Does Kook really jack off to dogs?
I seriously doubt she goes to dog shows in a trench coat with nothing on underneath but if she did I wouldn't think that it would be for sexual reasons. She's like a crazy cat lady who hasn't gone crazy yet. I like her.
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+Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,590
·Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,592
@previous (F)
No I'm not her. She would tell you if it was her.
·Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 50 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,593
@previous (E)
Hi. It was a joke.
·Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #325,594
@previous (F)
I'm too autistic for humor. I had to run away from my caretaker so I could get a fat nigger cock in my cum filled throat and post here.
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+Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #325,613
@OP
> not only make you terrified of the opposite sex but make you swear off sex altogether?
REALLY REALLY BAD!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 17 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,852
@previous (G)
Really really bad? Or just... meh?
In Autphag's defense vaginas can be scary.
+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,856
@previous (A)
> trying to imply I'm a homosexual
Somehow I saw the thread coming to this.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,860
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
No one implied you were a homosexual... do you have something you want to tell us?
+Dickless — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,877
@325,856 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
It often happens when you get laughed at by the woman you trusted. Nothing to be ashamed about.
Want to come to my halloween party? You know, just for laughs?
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