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Topic: did you smile today autfag?
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago #27,738
you didnt smile last time. what about today
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
| yes | - | 0% | |
| no | - | 0% | |
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #324,879
depends on whether he saw a tranny today
+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,881
Smiling is for reptiles. Literally. It's a behavioral imprinting measure because they're too lazy to clean their own teeth. That's all we evolved it for, not because it reflects an emotional state. As such, it's the lowest form of psychopathy.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 58 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,883
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
does this mean you NEVER SMILE?
+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 34 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,884
I voted no cause until he gets his death wish he cannot smile.
I think he is angry now that I connected the dots for him. Doxed him a bit with his help.
I think he wants to dig up his mother and slap her around for following a Jew as her Hero.
+Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,901
@324,881 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
> Smiling is for reptiles. Literally. It's a behavioral imprinting measure because they're too lazy to clean their own teeth. That's all we evolved it for, not because it reflects an emotional state. As such, it's the lowest form of psychopathy.
Nice city zoo copy pasta
+Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,936
@324,881 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
> Smiling is for reptiles.
<--- Pic
> Literally. It's a behavioral imprinting measure because they're too lazy to clean their own teeth. That's all we evolved it for, not because it reflects an emotional state. As such, it's the lowest form of psychopathy.
That's some nonsense you dreamed up. Humans are the only ones who smile for social reasons. Other apes see bearing teeth as a sign of aggression.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 57 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,937
@previous (F)
Nice reptile science you've brewed up conveniently for the occasion, bud.
·Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,946
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
I just found the photo.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 40 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,948
@previous (F)
I mean your claim it's a human social behaviour and reptillian interbreeding causing psychopathic genes to express throughout the species had absolutely
nothing to do with it,
suurrrrreeee. ·Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 39 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,949
Ducky sounds sweet and caring toward autfag.
I do think it's sad he never smiles. Maybe he needs a woman.
+Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,957
@previous (F)
He needed a fucking toothbrush 30 years ago. Too late now. Now you know why he doesn't smile.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,959
@previous (G)
> peddling the flouride carousel +fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.9 years ago, 20 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,960
@324,957 (G)
no teeth is the reward for chronic meth use
·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,962
·Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,963
@324,959 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
> too lazy to clean their own teeth.
@324,960 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Lovely. He must be proud.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,966
@previous (G)
The difference is I take responsibility for my dental health, even in its neglected state. I don't expect others to pick up the pieces by smiling all the time to imprint instinctual desires onto others.
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.9 years ago, 41 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,967
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
but how is your dental health?
·Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,969
@324,966 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
I don't care what your justifications are.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 9 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,970
@324,967 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
That is yet another secret of mine to take with me to the grave.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #324,972
@324,969 (G)
The qualification of laziness is invalidated considering the given, though.
·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #324,973
@324,970 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
So one more thing to be ashamed of.
·Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #324,978
@324,972 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
You're the one with the rotting, corpse smelling breath bud, whatever your excuse.
+Anonymous I — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #324,979

Autphag will this make you smile?
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #324,983
@previous (I)
Yet it does nothing anyway, short of catapulting them to the sun, we'll never fully expel of them; so no, I'm unpleased of this reminder of their repeated success to jump ship.
·Anonymous I — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #324,985
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #324,986
@previous (I)
That mildly does it for me.
·Anonymous I — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #324,990
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #324,993
@previous (I)
All range from hilarious to mildly funny. Seen the second one before. Thought the first one was class. Lol'd through the way.
+Anonymous J — 12.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,056
So, autphag has rotten, blackened teeth, and his breath stinks.
+Anonymous K — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,059
As an autist, Autphag is incapable of feeling happy.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,120
@previous (K)
> DrPhilConceited.jpg ·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,123
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Its a new day! did u smile
+Dr.Autphag !38W6P36GxQ — 12.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,125
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Well yes but only because I killed a reptilian shapeshifter who took on the form of a puppy.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,131
@previous (Dr.Autphag !38W6P36GxQ)
OMG lol shut up
+Anonymous M — 12.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,232
@325,125 (Dr.Autphag !38W6P36GxQ)
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
How about now?
·Anonymous K — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,233
@325,125 (Dr.Autphag !38W6P36GxQ)
Any reason to smile is a good reason. Those crafty reptilians.
·Dr.Autphag !38W6P36GxQ — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #325,265
@325,232 (M)
Bomb it.
@previous (K)
I must admit I felt a little better afterwards... I thought maybe I had forgot how to smile but all it took was strangling a puppy to have me crack a smile. I may have giggled nervously a little as well when disposing of the leftovers in my neighbor's backyard.
+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #325,451
@324,884 (Syntax )
> I think he is angry now that I connected the dots for him. Doxed him a bit with his help.
Have you been moving the satellites into position above him? Or did you just type something into google like usual?
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