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Topic: Need help completing my poem to The Doctor. Stuck on the last word.

+Anonymous A12.9 years ago #27,681

Struggling with the final rhyme, any suggestions welcomed, particularly those by pedo white knights who will now cry publicly.


A pedo named Doc hoped to ensconce
Himself with a child just once
To fap to CP
Was the hobby, you see,
Of this sad lonely middle-aged...

(Edited 56 seconds later.)


+Anonymous B12.9 years ago, 29 minutes later[T] [B] #324,154

Okay TGcomix

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,155

@previous (B)
No, that won't do, it breaks the rhyming scheme. Though I do like the idea of using one of his defensive catch-phrases.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


+Anonymous C12.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,161

mad

+Anonymous D12.9 years ago, 47 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,162

Ponce?

+Anonymous E12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,166

> Of this sad lonely middle-aged...

My middle aged first cousin Bob
Implored me to polish his knob
I flatly declined
But Bob's rage was blind
Through violence he got his blowjob

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,167

@324,161 (C)
@324,155 (A)

> No, that won't do, it breaks the rhyming scheme. Though I do like the idea of using one of his defensive catch-phrases.

·Anonymous B12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #324,168

> Of this sad lonely middle-aged...

Nonce?

·Anonymous C12.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #324,173

There once was a man named Dave
Who couldn't contain his own rage
The Doctor made him quite mad
Which was laughably sad
All because he couldn't behave

·Anonymous E12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #324,175

@previous (C)

Work in Dave and pubes he could not shave.


There once was a fellow named Brad
Who routinely got raped by his dad
At age 21 Brad purchased a gun
And fuck up his dad really bad

+Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #324,200

OP

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