Topic: If you had a penis what would you do with it?

+Anonymous A — 12.9 years ago #27,612

First thing?

+Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #323,325

IF?

Never stirred my coffee with it.

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,327

Piss my name in the snow.

Wait, there's no snow in BC. Piss my name in the dirt.

+Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,331

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Pissing name on anything is overrated.

+Cat !TGirlYJKXM — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,333

If I had a vagina, I'd pleasure myself with a viberator.

+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,336

@323,327 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
As a skier who has spent a lot of money at Mountains of BC - Snow is a coming soon.

And Yes I have let GF's rite art work in snow with with with ....U 2young for me to say wot with.

Decoded: Girls need not have their own peni to experience how to rite in snow with ....

+Mo !z/JPSV3vDU — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,337

@323,333 (Cat !TGirlYJKXM)

Kill yourself.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,339

I would slap it down on my sisters lips and wipe precum over her face and when she wakes up shout "You've been snailtrailed!"

·Cat !TGirlYJKXM — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,340

@323,337 (Mo !z/JPSV3vDU)
Nope, my fear of death and non-existence prevents me from suicide.

+Cindy — 12.9 years ago, 57 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,341

@323,339 (A)
And to think I had a brother. You horrify me.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.9 years ago, 10 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,342

@323,331 (D)
Yeah, probably.

@323,336 (Syntax )
Those are the mountains. I do not live in the Rockies.

+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,344

@323,340 (Cat !TGirlYJKXM)
You are a coward, like all other transsexuals.
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Heed Mo's advice to Cat.

·Cindy — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,348

> You are a coward, like all other transsexuals.
>
> Heed Mo's advice to Cat.

Ditto

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 39 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,350

@323,333 (Cat !TGirlYJKXM)
You can have wot you currently have turned inside out and converted. Web says $25,000 to $50,000

Hummmmmmm quick look at web says more like $80,000

So a quick look 4 discount on web Mumbai says From US$6479

Just 30 minutes south of me in Tijuana

One incision is made in the middle part of the scrotum bag
Finding and removal of both testicles
Release of penis skin
Separation of both corpus cavemosum, and urethra
Separation of the foreskin and glans
Turn-over of the penis skin with the glans at the end of the tunnel
Construction of the cavity that will form the neo-vagina. The depth required will be up to the prostate gland
Formation of a "donut" with an elliptical form with the corpus cavemosum, which will form the "labia majora" (vaginal labium)
The skin of the sac of the scrotum is used to cover the corpus cavermosum fixed in the elliptical donut shape.
The turned-over penis foreskin is put inside the neo-vagina cavity, with the glans at the end of the tunnel.
This way the neo-vaginal cavity that already has the fixed turned-over skin, will keep the glans in the innermost part of the vagina. This will ensure the perception of stimulation.
Position of the urethra
Layout of the lateral drainage in the vaginal XXX (horquilla)
CLosure with surgical suture
Permanent Foley urethral catheter

All for $6500
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/transgender-teen-turns-prostitution-raise-cash-surgery-female/story?id=14390170

·Cat !TGirlYJKXM — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,351

@323,344 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Says the man afraid of sexual intercourse.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,353

@previous (Cat !TGirlYJKXM)
Not only that - He calls you a coward yet he says he wants really wants to commit suicide yet is in fear of pain.

·Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,354

@323,350 (Syntax )
Damn! That sounds so painful and disturbing.

·Cat !TGirlYJKXM — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,356

@323,353 (Syntax )
So would that be hypocrisy?

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 19 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,357

@323,350 (Syntax )
Using the communist media as a source for inspiring all of the remaining sane males to sacrifice their masculinity in taking up arms for the marshalling of heteronormativity into the suicidal gesture of being taken up by the forced of Sexual Bolshevism is an indefensible and disgustingly cynical and audacious gesture.
@323,351 (Cat !TGirlYJKXM)
I am afraid of degeneration!

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,363

@323,344 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Nah.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,366

@323,354 (D)
Yea major disturbing. Also wot is so hard about finding testes? Maybe Docs in TJ need glasses.
> Finding and removal of both testicles

Farmers remove that part of package with a simple tool.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,368

@323,356 (Cat !TGirlYJKXM)
> So would that be hypocrisy?

Yeppers

Anyway I can no longer claim I have never posted on Hugbox. I now have a Testes reply there. Had to use Google to locate your place.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,376

@323,354 (D)
People are generally anaesthetised during surgery.

·Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,385

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Yes, of course. But the idea of any human surgically removing a necessary and perfectly healthy organ is just disturbing.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,392

@previous (D)
How is it necessary?

·Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,397

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
For writing your name in the snow.

·Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,403

@323,392 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
He better not be referring to reproduction when he is one of the last people who shouldn't be having children.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #323,404

@previous (E)
> he is one of the last people who shouldn't be having children
False negative, retard.

·Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #323,407

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
You should definitely be sterilized as an insurance policy.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #323,408

pee, fap

·Anonymous H — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,420

I'd facefuck my boyfriend.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,488

@323,407 (E)
Edgy, considering I voluntarily eschew intercourse, fuckwit.

·Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,492

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
You know, it's not really "natural" for a grown man to avoid sex for 30 years and to claim that he didn't enjoy the one time he's had it.

+Anti — 12.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,546

@previous (E)
Are you suggesting one bad sexual encounter isn't enough to write off sex altogether?

He had sex once (full on sex) with a woman (a real one I might add) and it was awful (because theree was anxiety since it was a new experience and there was bodily fluids and skin on skin and by tartarus it was traumatic!)... You weren't there, you didn't see the horrors that unfolded that night, you don't know what it's like, reports have suggested that it was worse than 3x9-11s or a 1,000xcolumbine shootings. I'm pretty sure Autty has a graph or a diagram at least to attest to this.

·Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,866

@previous (Anti )
VirginitySpeaks.org

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 48 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,949

@323,546 (Anti )

> Are you suggesting one bad sexual encounter isn't enough to write off sex altogether?
>
> He had sex once (full on sex) with a woman (a real one I might add) and it was awful (because theree was anxiety since it was a new experience and there was bodily fluids and skin on skin and by tartarus it was traumatic!)... You weren't there, you didn't see the horrors that unfolded that night, you don't know what it's like, reports have suggested that it was worse than 3x9-11s or a 1,000xcolumbine shootings. I'm pretty sure Autty has a graph or a diagram at least to attest to this.

DAMMMMMNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnn Anti

Just read your fyne reply LoL

+Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,956

@previous (Syntax )

He should've done it with his sister first time

·Anti — 12.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,971

@323,949 (Syntax )
I'm surprised Autty hasn't supplied a graph to illustrate my point tbh.

@previous (L)
> impling

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