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Topic: A new poem
+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago #27,587
Tran man stands, staff in hand,
striking blows from blindness ducked beneath sand,
can't reprimand that raised hand in violence,
state-sanction hindwards this grave belligerence;
Chacmann falters ala his bandit clan,
like a Rainman, fostering contrived plans,
whither he flees to hatch maligned schemes,
always he kneels knees weakened, before his servitude to precious serpent's seed.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
+Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #323,085
God, that's shit
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,087
@previous (B)
Fuck you, neuronig.
+Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,089
irish spring
coming in
flowers teasing
the urban sprawl
wild flower
not wild no more
the irish spring
irish waterfall
stubborn bridge
stops the stream
auphag stubbornly
blocks the bridge
natural beauty
lacing gusts of wind
auphags frown
wont give in
irish beauty
emerald green
auphag still mad
auphag just very mean
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,090
@previous (C)
Aryan storm draws close,
Celtonegroidal bellicose,
Days are numbered for your four-leafed clover,
Show's over, move on, the thunderstorm moves closer,
lightening yielded by Zeus, striking you to a cinder,
impertinent is your hubris, refusing to give over,
no more lad, your Celtonegroidal under-race shall be slain,
I smite thee by the power of the hypermale master-race.
+RedCream — 12.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,091
"Celtonegroidal" is a good word that I will endeavor to bring into common conversations.
+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #323,092
You're shite at poetry.
+Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,094
There once was a MAN from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long, he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he rubbed on his chin
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."
+Anti — 12.9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,095
Lrnhow2intometerandrhymeartista.
@323,091 (RedCream )
I added it to my CV.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,119
@323,092 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Mudslime can't poetry, so fuck off until you've created something, untermenschen.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,143

As a person suffering from autism, Autphag is incapable of writing good poetry.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,147
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
As a person suffering from celtonegroidism, he along with his mudslime friend Tryptich is incapable of creatively expressing themselves due to a brain morphologically more aligned for direct rote-learning and regurgitation of Mantras, such devolution shaped by thousands of years of Muslamic inbreeding.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,149
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Word salad.
+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,152
@OP
> Tran man stands, staff in hand,
Why does this poem not surprise anyone.
+Anonymous J — 12.9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,153
@323,149 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
As a lawyer, I can confirm this.
C̺̗̣̫̦ị̦a̖̬o͖̹̩̰̖ͅ, The͙̙͍̗͇ͅ L͉a͍͓̥̙̯̟w̖͉̻̻y̺e̟̠̪̬͓r̜̫͍ͅͅ.͍͈ͅ
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,160
You know it's funny, niggers can spew their doggerel which barely follows a rhyme and has absolutely no metre (packing too many syllables into a beat is their usual trick to compensate for this), yet you praise them as gods. Fuck you ingrates.
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.9 years ago, 50 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,162
@323,119 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
I have!
·RedCream — 12.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,168
@323,152 (!NoGoD1GamE)
Such a picture has compelled me to commit a gastroanomic expulsion of truly epic propoartions.
PUMBLEhuuuuuurf! +Mo !z/JPSV3vDU — 12.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #323,256
@previous (RedCream )
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