Topic: I'm considering pretending to be Catholic for the rest of my life ...
+Gavin !!I8orsyAAN — 12.9 years ago #27,548
They have a serious shortage of young men wanting to join the church ...I should act before all the Polish young men join.
If I go to the local church for 2 years I can apply to become a monk
After being a cool Monk in the probation period I can become a member of the clergy.
I will live my life pretending to believe in God and giving false hope to those that need it -
It would nice to have a stress free life with the Church footing the bill.
+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #322,692
> picture: disgusting celtonegroidal ape
I use the internet to escape Ireland, not be reconfronted by it. Fuck sake.
I use the internet to escape Ireland, not be reconfronted by it. Fuck sake.
+Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #322,693
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
You should try something more real and permanent to escape life.
You should try something more real and permanent to escape life.
·Gavin !!I8orsyAAN (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #322,695
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #322,696
Better hurry up before to4str applies.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #322,697
·Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #322,704
+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #322,746
@OP
> They have a serious shortage of young men wanting to join the church ...
LOL Them young men do not not NOT NOT not not want 2end up Priests toys.
> They have a serious shortage of young men wanting to join the church ...
LOL Them young men do not not NOT NOT not not want 2end up Priests toys.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #322,923
@322,697 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)Getting a fortnightly tugboat from the British government doesn't count as wage slavery.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #322,947
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I'm off to work now. I wonder how I would ever explain this to the DWP, were I actually claiming any benefits. Fortunately for you, it'd be a waste of time to report me for I'm not. Such is your miserable life that you must imagine out of desperation the worst circumstances of others that realistically only reflect your situation.
I'm off to work now. I wonder how I would ever explain this to the DWP, were I actually claiming any benefits. Fortunately for you, it'd be a waste of time to report me for I'm not. Such is your miserable life that you must imagine out of desperation the worst circumstances of others that realistically only reflect your situation.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #322,949
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)As an unemployable autism sufferer, Autphag is able to sleep all day and spend all night posting silly little word salad messages.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #322,969
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Like I say, this is based on the Doctor's first hand experience of being unemployable and mentally ill.
Like I say, this is based on the Doctor's first hand experience of being unemployable and mentally ill.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #322,970
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #322,973
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I've not been asleep for the past couple of days. That's what happens when you have a life.
I've not been asleep for the past couple of days. That's what happens when you have a life.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 50 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #322,977
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)That's what happens when your untreated autism turns you into a drug abuser.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #322,979
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Neuroleptics or meth... neuroleptics or meth... seeing as meth doesn't actually damage grey matter neurons, I'll stick with meth. A few burnt out neurotransmitters is nothing compared to demyelination.
Neuroleptics or meth... neuroleptics or meth... seeing as meth doesn't actually damage grey matter neurons, I'll stick with meth. A few burnt out neurotransmitters is nothing compared to demyelination.
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+Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #322,980
+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 45 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #322,987
+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #322,989
+Anonymous J — 12.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #323,066
+Anonymous K — 12.9 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #323,073
> Pedophile
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #323,133
·Anti — 12.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #323,178
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
He didn't seem mad to me. He just seemed to be describing you as a pedophile. You found that to be mad?
He didn't seem mad to me. He just seemed to be describing you as a pedophile. You found that to be mad?
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #323,179
·BobbyMadComix — 12.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #323,236
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Fine, I'm BobbyMadComix. Still, he didn't seem mad to me. He just seemed to be describing you as a pedophile. You found that to be mad?
Fine, I'm BobbyMadComix. Still, he didn't seem mad to me. He just seemed to be describing you as a pedophile. You found that to be mad?
+Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #323,240
@323,178 (Anti )
@323,066 (J)
@previous (BobbyMadComix )
Lol, you can tell it's the same person anyeay but with the right stylesheet it confirms it despite the amateur samefagging. Troll harder, CPcomix.
@323,066 (J)
@previous (BobbyMadComix )
Lol, you can tell it's the same person anyeay but with the right stylesheet it confirms it despite the amateur samefagging. Troll harder, CPcomix.
·the same person anyeay — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #323,242
@previous (L)
Fine, I'm the same person anyeay. But still, he didn't seem mad to me, Doc. He was just describing you as a pedophile. You found that to be mad?
Fine, I'm the same person anyeay. But still, he didn't seem mad to me, Doc. He was just describing you as a pedophile. You found that to be mad?
·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #323,244
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #323,421
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