Topic: Something atheists are never able to explain...

+Anonymous A — 12.9 years ago #27,403

If miracles do not happen, then how do you explain Jesus walking on water, raising Lazarus from the dead, and his own resurrection? Science has never provided an explanation for how these things happened. Lol, religion 1, dumb scientists 0.

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #321,584

+Mo !z/JPSV3vDU — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,586

@OP

So you haven't read it. That'll be all.

+FAO — 12.9 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,587

Ancient aliens

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 33 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,588

@321,586 (Mo !z/JPSV3vDU)
You fucked this up. You were trying to join in with TC, but you forgot to write the 'thanks' before 'that'll be all'. You fucked this up. Thanks, that'll be all.

·Mo !z/JPSV3vDU — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,595

@previous (A)

So you haven't read it. Thanks, that'll be all.

+Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 14 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,596

> walking on water
pics or it didn't happen
> raised lazarus from the dead
pics or it didn't happen
> resurrection
pics or it didn't happen

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 5 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,597

@321,595 (Mo !z/JPSV3vDU)
Better

+Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #324,276

@OP

Sup Mr Robert Wayne Styles.

+Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #324,291

these 2 pages explains well why Jesus walks on water

·Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #324,293

+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #324,318

@OP

> If miracles do not happen, then how do you explain Jesus walking on water, raising Lazarus from the dead, and his own resurrection? Science has never provided an explanation for how these things happened. Lol, religion 1, dumb scientists 0.

God a whole week old

I thought it was Moses who parted some Red Sea and he was total jew not some jew on his way out the door ready to b hung out to dry

+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #324,322

@previous (Syntax )
Dysregard that. Eye sucky suck thee cocky cocks.

+Anonymous J — 12.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #324,329

@previous (Syntax )
Disregard that. Eye sucky suck suck three clits clits clits.

+Anonymous K — 12.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #324,367

I'm pretty sure those never happened and were impossible to happen without clever trickery?

Walking on water can easily be done. Ask any magician.

+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #324,377

@324,329 (J)
Disregard that. I'm totally fucking senile.

+Anonymous M — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #324,382

@321,596 (E)

> >walking on water
> pics or it didn't happen
> >raised lazarus from the dead
> pics or it didn't happen
> >resurrection
> pics or it didn't happen

Naruto has had all of those.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #324,389

@previous (M)
Naruto isn't real, unlike Jesus.

·Anonymous M — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #324,396

@previous (Syntax )

In Japan, they believe it's the other way around.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #324,397

@previous (M)
Dysregard that. Eye suck sucky suck thee cock cocky cocks.

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