Topic: Attn: quack

+Anonymous A — 12.9 years ago #27,395

I have it on good authority that ducky left you because your smokers breath smelled like a dead moose and buffalo chip sandwich.

Some advice:
Girls don't like bad breath.
Girls don't like self-destructive habits.
Girls don't like clingy boys.
Ask fme how brushing 3 times daily can improve your social life.

+Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #321,513

The modern anti-smoking Campaign was started by ex-smoker adolf hitler (he also started animal welfare/rights).

Ducky though chainsmokes marijuana all day which stinks just as bad and plus as said on American history x "pot is a nigger weed"

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,517

@previous (B)
But ducky isn't the one being rejected.

+Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 38 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,518

@previous (A)
rekt

·Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 56 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,519

@321,517 (A)

Didn't her dad beat and rape her to drive them apart?

·Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,521

@previous (B)
Sounds like a good Muslim father.

+Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,524

@previous (C)
clearly quack neglected to bring the customary goat to exchange for ducky.

·Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,530

@previous (D)

> clearly quack neglected to bring the customary goat to exchange for ducky.

Definitely this. We now know why they are not a couple.

+Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,533

@321,524 (D)
Yeah the dumbass being from Australia brought a kangaroo. Ducky's dad said he had no use for giant rabbit with overgrown tail. Besides he said: my daughter is worth at least 3 rabbits.

·Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,534

@previous (E)

Friztl was Australian and he knew how to please a girl.

·Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,546

@previous (B)
he was her father, and neither of them was muslim.

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·FAO — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #321,548

@previous (D)

Dungeonmaster Friztl's basement had lotsa stars of david and shit

·Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #321,555

@previous (FAO )
clearly he was punishing her for converting to judaism.

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+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #321,649

> Ask fme how brushing 3 times daily can improve your social life.

Yes

**that goes for all of you

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·Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #321,674

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Yes ma'am, thank you ma'am.

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