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Topic: You cannot put cheese on the soul, God, etc

+ahmajinedad 12.9 years ago #27,238

Case and point? Cheese DOES NOT and CAN NOT go on every-thing because it cannot go on no-thing. Cheese platters cannot exist in a vaccum my friends.

Only a fool would attempt to refute as much.

+Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #319,804

Beebs eat souls for breakfast

·ahmajinedad (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,806

@previous (Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
A common misconception. A ginger can absorb or siphon the intangible energies of a soul but it does not "eat" them in the normal sense, certainly not with cheese.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)


+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,814

bill-nye.jpg@previous (ahmajinedad )
Oh shit. Your science checks out.

·ahmajinedad (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,816

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Of course, for I am a descendant of Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizm!

+quack !DIIsquackU12.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,817

cheese can exist in a vacuum...

·ahmajinedad (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,818

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)


Thin. Fucking. Ice. Infidel.

+Eggland's Best 12.9 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,819

@319,806 (ahmajinedad )
gingers absorb or siphon the cheese right on alongside the soul, so metaphysically, they are putting cheese on it

·ahmajinedad (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,822

@previous (Eggland's Best )
In theory they may be able to eat cheese while absorbing/siphoning soul energy but it is not to say they can eat a soul with cheese, such low brow speculation only comes from a fundamental misunderstanding of the subject at hand.

·Eggland's Best 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,823

@previous (ahmajinedad )
who said anything about eating the cheese

·ahmajinedad (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,831

@previous (Eggland's Best )
Are you suggesting they have the capacity to absorb or siphon soul and cheesian energies simultaneously? This has not been witnessed in the wild and would be a very new mutation in gingeroids indeed. To even speculate on such nonsense flies in the face of reason and common sense.

·Eggland's Best 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,840

@previous (ahmajinedad )
i have witnessd the next step in unholy ginger evolution and have been plauged by terrible nightmares ever since

+Mo !z/JPSV3vDU12.9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,841

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Go eat your Muslim goat-sister.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,844

i mean like food stuff

·ahmajinedad (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,911

@319,840 (Eggland's Best )
Hmm... this I would believe but it still doesn't prove your claim.

@319,841 (Mo !z/JPSV3vDU)
My sister is not a filthy chimera like you test-tube Americans, infidel.

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
This is what happens when you don't say what you mean.

·Mo !z/JPSV3vDU12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,935

image.jpg@previous (ahmajinedad )

Have you even read the Koran?

·ahmajinedad (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,937

@previous (Mo !z/JPSV3vDU)
The what?

·Mo !z/JPSV3vDU12.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,968

image.jpg@previous (ahmajinedad )

So you haven't read it. Thanks, that'll be all.

+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq12.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #320,078

@319,804 (Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
There's a common misunderstanding about gingers devouring the souls of others. (I admit I have gone along with this silly rumor quite often) The fact that we don't have souls creates a sort of "illusion" to anyone who has a soul and this makes it look like we are actually a sort of vacuum type creature that takes what we lack.

The truth is, we don't have souls, nor can we acquire them in any way. However, we can scare people shitless and cause them to think they just lost their soul from being around a "vacuum", or a black hole for souls.

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