Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: On the subject of the shemale advantage.
+Anonymous A — 12.9 years ago #27,237
When you're on meth and horny as fuck but can't get it up, you can always make use of a tranny's penis. Just have the tranny lay down and squat onto her penis.
+ahmajinedad — 12.9 years ago, 56 seconds later[T] [B] #319,789
Stone OP to death. Allah wills it.
+Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,808
But what if the tranny's penis is small?
+Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,811
@previous (C)
Ask for your money back.
+Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,812
@previous (D)
Trannys have a money back guarantee?
+Eggland's Best — 12.9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,821
@previous (E)
yes.
billy mays wills it
·Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,824
@previous (Eggland's Best )
He left it in his will?
·ahmajinedad — 12.9 years ago, 1 second later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,825
@319,821 (Eggland's Best )
...the ghost of Billy Mays?
I sense necromancy or sorcery. You shall be stoned as well. Allah wills it.
·Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,826
@previous (ahmajinedad )
He left it in his will?
·Eggland's Best — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,830
@319,825 (ahmajinedad )
no, he transmitted his divine wisdom onto me
·ahmajinedad — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,833
@319,826 (E)
No, necromancy. Billy Mays has essentially become a zombie.
@previous (Eggland's Best )
Received texts of a legal nature that originate from a divine source transmitted during a seance never hold up in court. Spiritism still counts as sorcery.
·Eggland's Best — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,839
@previous (ahmajinedad )
seance my ass infidel.
may billy mays smite you with tempered mighty putty
+Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,869
@319,789 (ahmajinedad )
> Stone OP to death. Allah wills it.
This
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