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Topic: I wrote a new loli poem! :3 :3

+Anonymous A12.9 years ago #27,233

I've never seen a loli in the flesh
I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies
And I'm not proud of my address,
In a torn-up town, no post code envy

But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're in the lovely woods in our dreams.
But everybody's like Crystal, Maybach, diamonds on your time piece.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair.

And we'll never be lolis(lolis).
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your wiseguy (wiseguy),
You can call me Anonymous B
And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.
Let me live that fantasy.

[Verse 2]
My friends and I -- we've cracked the code.
We count our dollars on the train to the party.
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this,
We didn't come for money.

But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom.
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're in the Lovely Woods in our dreams.
But everybody's like Crystal, Maybach, diamonds on your time piece.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair

And we'll never be lolis (lolis).
It don't run in our blood
That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your wiseguy (wiseguy),
You can call me Anonymous B
And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.
Let me live that fantasy.

Ooh ooh oh
We're bigger than we ever dreamed,
And I'm in love with being queen.
Ooh ooh oh
Life is great without a care
We aren't caught up in your love affair.

And we'll never be lolis (lolis).
It don't run in our blood
That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your wiseguy (wiseguy),
You can call me Anonymous B
And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.
Let me live that fantaHA HA HA HA GO FUCK A SHIT UP YOUR ASS

+Anonymous B12.9 years ago, 48 minutes later[T] [B] #319,791

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,793

@previous (B)

If antis are on this board, I'm going to throw a basketball at them, just like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSW2pPlZF-M

·Anonymous B12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,796

@previous (A)
Nice college athletics fetishist copypasta.

+RedCream 12.9 years ago, 20 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #320,088

It does not qualify as a "loli poem" if it is not about loalis, and instead is about a pack of utter bilge and tripe, somewhat revolving around not being loalis.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 57 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #320,095

I wish AT was there so that I could post remixes of famous songs with loli lyrics. If only there was a Sysop out there who appreciated my work...

·Anonymous B12.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #320,125

@previous (A)
> shitchan

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