Topic: i had a really weird and awkward dream about a namefag

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago #27,184

i thought you all should know and nothing more

+Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 57 seconds later[T] [B] #319,190

Was it about jilted quack?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #319,192

@previous (B)
wat no

+Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,194

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Wet dream about quack?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,196

@previous (C)
dreaming about quack wouldnt have been awkward. it was about some other namefag

+Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,197

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
go 2 bed nigga
or go 2 sim whateva

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,199

@previous (Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
ill just sleep in the sims game

·Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,200

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
lol yo beat me dawg

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,201

@previous (Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
lol i wanna hear u talk like this with ur fancy accent

+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,203

@319,196 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
It's totally me, isn't it? My gingerly status tends to give people nightmares about me raging.

·Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 6 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,205

@319,201 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
u dun undastand 1 word of mah chinglish nigga speak mah nigga
sheet wut dafuq should dis shit even called?
chigga speak?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,207

im trying to understand @previous (Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
just be louder. im canadian i should get it fast enough

@319,203 (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
thatd only be slightly weird, cos were same age group so its ok

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,213

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Damn.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,217

@previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
spam ur face more

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,220

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Weird request, but alright.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 29 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,221

Heyyyyyy @previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,224

Heyyyyyy @previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,229

@previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
lol :)

+Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,243

Did it involve an older gentleman and a surf board, perhaps while being spied by a satellite? Kinky.

+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,247

@previous (F)
Careful Anon F

I am lurking!

·Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,249

@previous (Syntax )
Maybe even in a certain young lady's dreams.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,250

I did dream about you before it was normal. like i was in cali so we met up for lunch LOL @319,247 (Syntax )

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,251

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> before it was normal

Makes me wonder wot your abnormal dreams are like.

Hey if you come to california I will buy you

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,252

Youll buy me? lololololollololol @previous (Syntax )

+quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,253

@319,251 (Syntax )
I just said to her lets go to cali n hang out with you

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,256

@319,252 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Well I no 2u this is exotic food so yes I pay for lunch

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)
Who said dream a little dream?

+Anonymous I — 12.9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,273

@OP
We have all had the dream about being tit fucked by Kimmo. It is a naturally occurring chan phenomenon.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,282

@319,256 (Syntax )
oh well thats okay with me

@previous (I)
oh thats weird, my dream involved phone sex, and an active member of tc. lol

·lol — 12.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,284

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> my dream involved phone sex, and an active member of tc

Dr Autphag?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,285

@previous (lol )
nno

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,286

it wasnt a sexual dream. lol

·Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,288

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> oh thats weird, my dream involved phone sex, and an active member of tc

> it wasnt a sexual dream. lol

A dumb blond moment?

·Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,289

@319,286 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Ok so it was definitely about beebs.

+Anonymous J — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,291

@319,288 (G)
Blond or not, it's definitely dumb.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,295

@319,288 (G)
im just walking around, and i get a phone call about how he hasnt fapped in a while and im weirded out how he got my numbre then he said u can help and then im like ok? i woke up after. i wasnt horny in the dream or after it so. i win

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,296

@319,282 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
It's not that weird, lots of girls dream about me.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,298

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
i bet they do lol

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,300

LoL

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,324

@319,298 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I'm gonna go with Morbid. Am I right??

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,325

@previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
no i know who it is and you dontwanna know

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.9 years ago, 25 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,326

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I kind of want to know.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,327

@previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,328

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,332

Okay @319,284 (lol )

it was autphag, calling me saying how hes all sexual and autistic but maybe i can change him
i was flattered then i woke up lol LOL :)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,334

Hahahh i lold@319,328 (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)

·lol — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,335

@319,332 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I win I win. What is my prize?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,337

@previous (lol )
this book

+Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,338

@319,332 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

He's into shemales like mcwalter is. not girls like u

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,343

@previous (L)
in my dream he is asexual and called me asking if i can change that

·lol — 12.9 years ago, 12 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,344

@319,337 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Is she playing with herself?
Arm and hand under cover.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,349

@previous (lol )
maybe

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,354

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
What are your phone sex skills like?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,363

I dont have, im very awkward and will laugh while getting rly nervous and uncomfortable
@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)no phone sex happened in the dream i woke up bfor that lol

+Anonymous N — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,371

@319,332 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

I fucking knew it was Autphag.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,373

Sorry @previous (N)

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 38 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,375

@319,363 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You have a sultry voice, and would sound grate

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.9 years ago, 35 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,376

@319,332 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Guess I actually didn't want to know. I stand corrected. As well as slightly disgusted.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,382

@319,375 (!NoGoD1GamE)
OMG!!!!omg lol thx. i guess :p

@previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
sorry, dont hate. no sexing actually happened

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,383

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Shit's nast.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,385

@previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
you asked u have only yourself to blame

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,386

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,387

@previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
lol

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,389

@319,363 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

So quack carried the whole phonesex conversations with u?

+Morbid !BXckV2JDG. — 12.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,452

@319,343 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

...

+Anonymous P — 12.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,484

What are Quack's phone sex skills like?

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.9 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #319,633

@319,190 (B)
> mfw I read that as "jilted jack"
> mfw I thought "wasn't he a t4cfag?"
> mfw I read it again and realized I'm senile

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 3 months later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,795

> mfw this is opened on my computer like someone was reading through my history

+Anonymous R — 12.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,815

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Quack attack

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,816

@previous (R)
> mfw I didnt open my mac side of my mac since autphag was alive
> cries

+Anonymous S — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,817

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Autphag lives on, in the hearts of jew hating autists everywhere.

·Anonymous R — 12.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,818

@365,816 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Become the new autphag. You can do this.

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,821

@319,253 (quack !DIIsquackU)
CAN YOU PICK UP YOUR FUCKING PHONE??? WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE ASSHOLE

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,822

@365,816 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
YOU

·Anonymous S — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,823

@365,816 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Ignore him.

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,824

@365,816 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
you know what? you think I made you feel miserable? you dont know what feeling miserable is. if you do not get over yourself and give me what I deserve one day you will wake up and EVERYONE you ever knew starting from your so called friends and ending with your egyptian and austrian family will wake up with your cunt in their mailbox and THEN you know about 50% of how miserable I felt.

and that day will be very soon. as always u dont believe me until its too late. I expect your call.

·Anonymous S — 12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,825

@365,795 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

That's a bluff, he can't do anything with those pics without getting himself in trouble, else he would've already posted them everywhere. Ignore him.

·Anonymous I — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,826

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,827

@previous (I)
so? 100 % of her friends (1 person) are flaming homosexuals

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,828

@365,825 (S)
yes ducky ignore him and see what happens
the only reason I havent done anything is cause im waiting for her to give me what she owes me
the more it becomes obvious that shes a fucking cunt who doesnt care the less I care and right now I care VERY little

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,829

i swear to god in the end youre either gona give me what I deserve or you're gona regret it.

·Anonymous S — 12.6 years ago, 34 seconds later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,830

@365,828 (quack !DIIsquackU)

You already played this hand when you told people to google for the file name because giving it out yourself would get you in trouble with the police. You've got nothing.

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,831

@previous (S)
first of all the law only says I cant post it publicly but obviously I can send them to whoever I want to and second of all im in austria, I can beat up someone and all I get is a record and no fine. and for the jobs relevant to me noones gona ask for a record. and im gona leave the country in less than a year. tell me why I care, I could even post them here

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

·Anonymous S — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,832

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)

But you don't, and you won't. You would've done it a long while ago if it was ever going to happen. She isn't going to call you so you may as well just get on with it.

·Anonymous M — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,833

There should be a way to warn future females about quack

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,834

@365,832 (S)
post your email address

·Anonymous S — 12.6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,835

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)

No. Do what you're going to do.

+Anonymous T — 12.6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,849

@365,824 (quack !DIIsquackU)

> EVERYONE you ever knew starting from your so called friends and ending with your egyptian and austrian family will wake up with your cunt in their mailbox

She must have one hell of a big cunt if there's enough of it for you to post to everyone she's ever known. Or are you planning to just post the whole cunt to one person, then go ask for it back, post it to another person, and so on? A kind of "Ducky's Cunt World Tour 2014"

·Anonymous I — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #365,850

@previous (T)
They will all sign the back like a yearbook.

+Anonymous U — 12.6 years ago, 5 days later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #367,641

@365,831 (quack !DIIsquackU)
Arschlock...? That a word or is my senility doing that... fuck it, time to drink... more?? I ain't gettin' out of bed for you... whoever you are waking me... blad-der? The fuck I just pissed the bed... so warm...

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