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Topic: What would happen to you if you actually drank Domestos?

+Anonymous A12.9 years ago #27,172

autism meds.jpgHow quickly or how slowly would you perish?

+Anonymous B12.9 years ago, 57 seconds later[T] [B] #319,043

@OP
You would die in 17 minutes.

+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,044

Domestos is a completely non-lethal and efficacious method for the treatment of autism.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.9 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,046

0119_dr-phil_280x340.jpg@OP

Your autism symptoms would become less severe for several hours. As a doctor, I can confirm this.

+Anonymous E12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,049

Is that bleach? I strongly advise you don't drink it neat if I were you, but perhaps with a small mix of cola or orange juice just to make it taste a bit better.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,052

@previous (E)
What does bleach do to your immune system? And of course I'm not going to drink it.

@319,046 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Not gonna work on me, Doctor. I'm not Autphag.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs12.9 years ago, 35 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,053

@previous (A)
@319,046 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Samefag.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,054

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
If The Doctor was me then he would have an (OP) indicator by his name.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,056

@previous (A)
Really? You don't even have to use a proxy or a VPN, he (you) just has to visit .net and he has a new UID. What a mentally slothful fucker for you to think I'd be duped by that, you're not even trying anymore TGComix.

(Edited 38 seconds later.)


·Anonymous B12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,057

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
You're funny, but for the wrong reasons, insofar you're too stupid to realize that the defectiveness of your shtick lends its entire comedic value.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,058

proxy.png@319,056 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Just went to proxy.org, found a random proxy, and tried to make a post.
How do you explain this message?

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,059

@319,057 (B)
Okay, Doctor.
@previous (A)
Pfft, nobody uses CGI web proxies. You can find downloadable proxies for free in many places.
Far from random, I think you knew you were choosing a defective script, I can see you as the kind of cynical Kimmo-esque programming genius paedophile who would manipulate a situation to suit your agenda.

(Edited 49 seconds later.)


+Anonymous F12.9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,062

I found the answer.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8134315/Mother-kills-autistic-son-by-forcing-him-to-drink-bleach.html

+Eggland's Best 12.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #319,065

the only thing it 'kills' is autism.

also, > telegraph

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