Topic: What is everybody's Christmas plans?

+Cat !TGirlYJKXM — 12.9 years ago #27,171

It's only 80 days until the 25th of December.
Source: http://www.xmasclock.com/

A little something to get into the coming festive season.
http://youtu.be/29v5x51vLEM

+Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 44 seconds later[T] [B] #319,024

@OP
Halloween.

+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #319,025

> festive
Gross.

+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,027

I haven't celebrated Commerzionist Tidings Yidmassias for the past decade.

·Cat !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,028

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Do you believe in Jesus?

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,031

@previous (Cat !TGirlYJKXM)
I belieb. I'm a belieber.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 10 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,032

@319,028 (Cat !TGirlYJKXM)
No. I'm a quasiagnostic Creativist (not Creationist --- I mean the Creativity movement, a White nationalist non-deistic, non-theistic racial-religion) who converted from Lutheran Protestantism some time back.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 28 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,033

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

Word salad.

·Cat !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,035

@319,031 (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
So is this a religion where you worship Justin Bieber?

@319,032 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
In your own opinion, should Jesus Christ be worshiped knowing full well he was a Jew?

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,036

@previous (Cat !TGirlYJKXM)
Never.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,039

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

Antitheism is a symptom of autism. As a person suffering from autism, Autphag hates God.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,042

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I can't hate a non-existent entity. My contempt lies with the idiots who are duped by this nonsense.

+Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,045

Ummmm

+Morbid !BXckV2JDG. — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,048

@319,032 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #319,050

@319,042 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

So edgy.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,075

I never celebrated

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,102

Vodka, fags, and sex.

+Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,103

tardrage, depress, vidya

+quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,105

as an agnostic I don't celebrate christmas, but I force myself to attend my family's christmas party every year to collect a few hundred bucks

+Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,107

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)
You celebrate Christmas like a Jew.

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.9 years ago, 3 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,108

Dunno, virgin sacrifice?

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,110

@319,107 (L)
it's worth a few hundred bucks so that's more important than my personal integrity

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,111

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)
I would do the same. Does everyone get drunk at the party? Does your old man ever have a few too many slow gin fizzes and stick his dick in the mashed potatoes?

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,112

@previous (L)
yes, no

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,113

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)
At the Christmas party does he ever smoke some sherm, pull his dick out and have you pull out yours then make everyone in attendance agree that he has the bigger dick?

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago, 57 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,114

@previous (L)
no

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,115

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)
Does your mom?

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago, 30 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,116

@previous (L)
my mom doesn't go there cause she hates my dad's side of the family

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 40 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,117

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)
Because they always try to grab her tits?

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago, 48 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,118

@previous (L)
this is going nowhere

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,119

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)
Is your mom sexy?

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago, 31 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,120

@previous (L)
she used to be, then she got fat

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,121

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)
Why did she get fat?

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,122

@previous (L)
I assume its a mix of too many calories and too little exercise

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,123

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)
I thought it was so she could be attractive to blacks.

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,125

@previous (L)
there are virtually no niggers where I live

there was one black girl in my elementary school and all the other kids spent the first few months trying to figure out if shes human

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,126

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)
Your mother took the necessary step to attract them.

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,127

@previous (L)
well so far they are still in africa and your moms bedroom

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,128

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)
My mom's bedroom is not in Africa but all of Africa has been in your mom.

·Cat !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 31 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,129

Where do you live again, quack?

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,130

@previous (Cat !TGirlYJKXM)
europe

·Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,164

@319,111 (L)
Thread turned gr8 after this post, I lol'd and coffee everywhere.

·Morbid !BXckV2JDG. — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,166

@319,105 (quack !DIIsquackU)

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,168

@319,164 (Sadie )
Thanks. I hope the coffee didn't ruin anything. I know a guy who seared his nipples off in a very similar incident.

·Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,169

@previous (L)
Catastrophe was avoided and it was only the garage floor, thanks for the laugh lol.

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,174

@previous (Sadie )
Garage floors are built specifically for hot coffee spills as the result of laughter induced incidents.

·quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago, 33 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,177

@319,166 (Morbid !BXckV2JDG.)
that doesnt even make any sense, ur trying too hard

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,180

@previous (quack !DIIsquackU)

·Morbid !BXckV2JDG. — 12.9 years ago, 53 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,181

@319,177 (quack !DIIsquackU)

> wahhh im agnostic ugh my family is christian

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,278

@319,180 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Lol

+Anonymous N — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,279

Drinking and crying.

+Gavin !!I8orsyAAN — 12.9 years ago, 42 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,280

My mother loves Christmas.
I have already started preparing by painting the gate red and refreshing the red linings of my doorstep and window.
I also painted a bench red to use for Christmas decorations.

We're planning the Christmas lights display -
I like making Christmas time feel special.

+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,283

4Me any excuse to celebrate and eat great food n drink great drinks is good nuff reason to really enjoy Christmas.

+ All those fancy lights and great smelling trees inside house. Only tyme anyone has a real tree inside the house.

·Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,287

@previous (Syntax )
I don't actually celebrate the "true meaning" of Xmas but I've always loved the trappings that go with it. This year will be extra special in the new house and all, I'm looking forward to it.
Too early for Xmas though, I'm planning a Halloween party now :)

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,292

@previous (B)
Maybe perhaps 1% of Christians celebrate the true meaning of Xmas Buy Amen to the trappings that go with it.

Halloween is a major MAJOR major event around here. But I have yet to plan a party. Maybe make it someone other then me turn this year.

·Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,293

@previous (Syntax )
Well you're invited to mine if you happen to be in these parts!
It will be nice to actually have some kids coming to the door, last year we had 0.

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,297

@previous (B)
> It will be nice to actually have some kids coming to the door, last year we had 0.

This year don't have actual corpses on your front lawn. You scared everyone last year and everybody was afraid to tell you because they were worried you would add them to the decorations.

And for Christmas it's cool that you have a real person playing Santa in a sleigh with actual reindeer on your lawn but chaining the old man to the sleigh and forcing him to stay outside in the elements without food, water, or a bathroom break is a bad. Remember 2 years ago when the one guy managed to strangle a reindeer with his belt and then ate it's hindquarters while the carolers looked on in shock? That was not as festive as you might have thought it was. Your cackle laughs the entire time did not help either.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,299

@319,111 (L)
Sloe gin.

·Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,369

@319,297 (L)

> This year don't have actual corpses on your front lawn. You scared everyone last year and everybody was afraid to tell you because they were worried you would add them to the decorations.
WTH? I just bought a new chainsaw for the bodies, a hand here, a foot there and NOW you tell me this. I have quite the collection of corpses this year, guess I will have to bring them all inside :(

> And for Christmas it's cool that you have a real person playing Santa in a sleigh with actual reindeer on your lawn but chaining the old man to the sleigh and forcing him to stay outside in the elements without food, water, or a bathroom break is a bad.
Oh it wasn't that bad, it was only for a couple of days and his gratitude toward me for letting him back in lasted for weeks!

> Remember 2 years ago when the one guy managed to strangle a reindeer with his belt and then ate it's hindquarters while the carolers looked on in shock? That was not as festive as you might have thought it was. Your cackle laughs the entire time did not help either.
I forgot about the reindeer...mental note to drag him out for more Halloween deco parts, thanks! I really need to start making lists I have so much to do!

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,380

Jingle Bells, etc...

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,417

@319,297 (L)
This post is fucking gold.

·Anonymous L — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #319,419

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
:)

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