Topic: I took a poop in my back garden the other week

+Anonymous A — 12.9 years ago #27,088

I was doing gardening and didn't want to drag mud in the house.
I squat down and left a big log -

For reference when I shit in my house everyone can smell it - I have to spray air freshener in the room, in the toilet bowl, and down the stairs.

So I took this shit and I could smell it the other end of the garden.
Soon I heard my neighbors discussing the horrible smell in the air - they asked if there was a dead animal.

My shit was so potent it stank out the neighborhood.
I should see the doc I think.

+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 38 seconds later[T] [B] #318,062

Okay Syntax.

+Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #318,063

@OP
All great medical discoveries about one's self begins with a shit in the garden.

·Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #318,065

@318,062 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
I laughed really loud when I should not be and now people are staring at me.

+Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #318,067

@previous (C)
You're disrupting the atmosphere in the bathhouse.

·Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 49 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #318,068

@previous (D)
I know. Bruce got in a tizzy and ran out shrieking that he can never get any peace and quiet.

·Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #318,072

@previous (C)
Yeah fucking Bruce is such a drama queen.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #318,075

inb4 deleted

+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #318,076

@318,062 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Do not bother taking any IQ tests.

+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #318,077

@previous (Syntax )
Disregard that. I suck cocks.

+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #318,078

@previous (Syntax )
Disregard that. I suck clits.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #318,079

@318,076 (Syntax )
I don't usually score all that badly on them. They don't measure whether I can tell textvoices apart or not, that's just Jewish esotericism, nothing to do with smarts.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #318,080

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

Cognitive impairment is a symptom of autism. As a person suffering from autism, Autphag doesn't uaually score well on IQ tests.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #318,081

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> can't into statistics
> can't tell aggregate trends apart from individual cases
> can't conceive that an individual case could supersede the mean of a curve as well as fall short of it

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #318,082

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

As a person suffering from autism, Autphag likes to organise things into silly little lists as part of his stimming routine.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.9 years ago, 16 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #318,172

next time do it in your neighbors garden.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #318,173

Is that you gavin

+Anonymous K — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #318,174

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Shhh

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