Topic: syntax

+quack !DIIsquackU — 12.9 years ago #27,060

you might have mentioned this before, in which case I forgot.

are you married? do you have kids? how many and how old?

+Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #317,672

He has a daughter which he abandoned so when he gives moral advice... Don't give him credit.

·quack (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,673

oh right but wait I remember him paying for her tuition?

·quack (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,674

one thing I also wanna ask, do old women become attractive when oneself gets old? like I couldnt imagine banging a 50 year old woman now, so for you, is a 50 yo a hot loli or do you feel the same as I do when you look at her?

+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,675

@previous (quack )
People's expectations vastly decrease as they age; at this age, conjugal relations are no longer important, what's important is a more platonic bond.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,684

@OP
Eye sucky suck thee ten myle fat nigger cocks cocks cocks in mye cum filled throat throat throat.

+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,687

@OP

Was married for 16 years.

@317,672 (B)
> He has a daughter which he abandoned

Not abandoned. I am just the biological dad. Such happens when one has an affair and the condom fails. If you look up English meaning of Abandoned It does not apply but hey if it makes you happy to say such be my guest. Happy is good. If you want to call the blue sky green go ahead.

@317,674 (quack )
Doubt that. My GF's are 1/2 my age. Now if you want an honest example of how age does not necessary equate to looking more better? Let me drag up a couple of famous examples.

So first you can view Wynonna Judd as she grows a little older and and and and

will have to wait 30 seconds to show you a compare.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 43 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,688

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 54 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,689

+Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,839

@317,675 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
You're the expert on women.

+Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,846

@317,674 (quack )
@317,675 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
This.

·Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,848

@317,839 (F)
For once he was right.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,850

@previous (Sadie )
Only got a few seconds but he said
> at this age, conjugal relations are no longer important, what's important is a more platonic bond.

But did you no he last had sex 30 years ago and did not care for it so he has not had it since.

·Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,853

@previous (Syntax )
Yeah, I read that. But, being close to his age I understand the sentiment.

I don't believe half of what he says about himself though :)

·Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,854

@317,848 (Sadie )
Inb4 he calls you a whore for agreeing with him.

·Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,856

@previous (F)
Lmao I was expecting no less.

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,857

@317,854 (F)
Sadie is not confirmed for female until she passes the patented syntax bum wipe test. Then everyone can call her a whore.

·Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,858

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
What's the bum wipe test? And I've been called worse, by better.

· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,859

@previous (Sadie )
It's syntaxs method for determining if a poster is a female, or a female impersonator.

·Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,862

@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
I see. Well, syntax already knows me so I guess I dodged that one :)

·Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,864

Syntax, please confirm my lack of a penis by birth so I too, may be called a whore!

·Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,867

@previous (Sadie )
> Syntax, please confirm my lack of a penis by birth

Syntax can give birth? He is a reptilian egg laying sex decider.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.9 years ago, 41 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,868

@317,853 (Sadie )
You are hard of comprehension being a negrotypical.

·Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,869

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
So says you.

·Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,870

@317,867 (F)
Does this mean you won't call me "whore"?

·Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,872

@previous (Sadie )
I would never call you a whore. That's Autphag's department.

·Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 45 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,873

@previous (F)
That's noble of you. Thanks.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,891

@317,864 (Sadie )
Sadie given I was not there at your birth.

HowSomEver I have known Sadie b4 TC existed and even b4 AnT existed and Sadie is all woman.

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.9 years ago, 34 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,906

I'd imagine your expectations drop as your own body declines.

+Anonymous J — 12.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,949

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
another prime example of your youthful naivety and lack of life experience..

just saying..

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,950

@previous (J)
Ah bert I R about to hit my Ocean a Blue and good 2C ya

Just Saying

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,959

@317,949 (J)
so you're in your 50s, fat and with declining vision, and you still expect to pull attractive girls in their 20s
another prime example of your twattery

+Anonymous K — 12.9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,960

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Lesbo ugly brown Paki with infected twat.

+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12.9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,961

@317,959 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Is that Bert?

He makes me look smart and funny.

+Anonymous M — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,962

@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
no he doesnt

·Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,966

@previous (M)
Hi Bert!

·Anonymous M — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,967

@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
no, negi. just no.

·Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12.9 years ago, 48 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,968

@previous (M)
Ok.

Who are you?

·Anonymous M — 12.9 years ago, 42 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,969

@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
sK

·Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,972

@previous (M)
Ok.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,975

@317,960 (K)
Clearly.

·Sadie — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,980

@317,959 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
It's not a matter of expectations, it's a matter of the drive for sex just isn't as strong, or in some cases non-existent. Like autphag said, platonic bonding becomes important, fucking loses its appeal. Just natures way of saying sexual reproduction is for the youthful.

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