Topic: I need to get a sample of Ducky's urine

+Anonymous A — 12.9 years ago #27,012

Can anyone help me out?

+Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #317,350

Do you think she is pregnant?

+Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,351

Bet her gay friend knocked her up.

+Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,352

Fo drug test?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 20 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,353

@previous (Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
No, a taste test.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,355

Ducky piss.

+Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,361

@317,353 (A)
Bad idea. ducky said she wipes back to front.

+Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,368

@OP
The best place for that would be right from the spout.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.9 years ago, 37 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,369

@317,361 (F)
I thought that was forbidden by muslim law?

·Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #317,370

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
No, you're thinking of the acid to water rule.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #317,372

@317,369 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Don't no about that but ducky will confirm that this is wot she does. Goes back to days when we thought ducky was a dude and some wise guy (me) thought I could trip them up with the question re wot woman do.

She stuck with back to front.

http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2012/01/islam-its-mostly-about-going-to.html

Some really funny stuff re rules of going to the bathroom.

But on women

Females should wipe with the heel of the left palm, being careful not to separate the legs too much.

The sister should cleanse themselves with the lower palm of the left hand and do not separate the legs to wide

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #317,374

omg lol

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #317,376

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Only provide the sample if you are payed for such.

Good training for future of selling boob juice.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #317,378

Huh???? @previous (Syntax )

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #317,379

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You don't have the Syntax decoder ring?

+Anonymous I — 12.9 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #317,380

@317,378 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

You heard the man, now go find a bottle to piss in.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #317,381

@317,378 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Wot did you not understood?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #317,382

@317,380 (I)
LOL

@317,379 (A)
lol

@previous (Syntax )
nigga

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #317,383

@317,379 (A)

> You don't have the Syntax decoder ring?

She left it at duckychan.

+Anonymous J — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #317,387

@317,376 (Syntax )
The boob juice. Weird fetish, or fountain of youth?

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #317,388

@previous (J)
Tis the first tyme in life when I have refereed breast milk to Boob Juice First saw this on Huffington way back.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/07/breast-milk-craigslist_n_872431.html

ducky could make $2000/month selling Boob Juice in future.

·Anonymous J — 12.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #317,395

@previous (Syntax )
From the article: "tainting by illicit substances."

Depending on the buyer, ducky might be able charge more.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,399

@previous (J)
San Diego a couple of years ago had a infamous girl selling her boob juice to customers DIRECTLY Law was pressed on how to go about stopping her ads.

Breast milk/cheese was popular on net not 2long ago.

+Ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 12.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,410

@317,388 (Syntax )
there's a restaurant in england selling ice cream made of boob juice and they say it's their best seller at 25 bucks a cup

health authorities wanna shut it down

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,412

@previous (Ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Damn funny

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1233967/1
Boob Ice Cream

A specialist ice cream parlor plans to serve up breast milk ice cream and says people should think of it as an organic, free-range treat.

The breast milk concoction, called the "Baby Gaga," will be available from Friday at the Icecreamists restaurant in London's Covent Garden.

Icecreamists founder Matt O'Connor was confident his take on the "miracle of motherhood" and priced at a hefty 14 pounds ($23) a serving will go down a treat with the paying public.

The breast milk was provided by mothers who answered an advertisement on online mothers' forum Mumsnet.

Victoria Hiley, 35, from London was one of 15 women who donated milk to the restaurant after seeing the advert.

Hiley works with women who have problems breast-feeding their babies. She said she believes that if adults realized how tasty breast milk actually is, then new mothers would be more willing to breast-feed their own newborns.

"What could be more natural than fresh, free-range mother's milk in an ice cream? And for me it's a recession beater too --- what's the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash," Hiley said in a statement.

"I tried the product for the first time today --- it's very nice, it really melts in the mouth."

The Baby Gaga recipe blends breast milk with Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest, which is then churned into ice cream.

O'Connor said the Baby Gaga was just one of a dozen radical new flavors at the shop.

"Some people will hear about it and go, 'yuck' but actually it's pure, organic, free-range and totally natural," he said. "I had a Baby Gaga just this morning and I feel great."

I think this is the only ice cream you can get a boner eating, by thinking of it's source.

Also, if you saw an Ad on a website saying that someone wants to milk your titties and make ice cream out of it, would you actually respond to it? That sounds creepy as fuck.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,420

@previous (Syntax )
no creepier than the okcupid profiles of internet deviants.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,423

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Only one I read was Greens. Actually almost worthy of a Christopher Guest script.

+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,428

@previous (Syntax )
Disregard that. I suck cocks.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,432

@previous (Syntax )
Disregard that. I suck clits.

+SinTax — 12.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,444

@previous (Syntax )
You need Jesus.

·Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,445

@previous (SinTax )
Jesus sucks clits?

·SinTax — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #317,447

@previous (Syntax )
Duh. Mary Magdalene was a slut.

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