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Topic: Why do Europeans drink warm piss beer?
+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 12.9 years ago #26,853

FACT: European brews are warm piss blends.
+Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #316,022
You sir have a stinky butt -
Not because of poop but it smell of dog breath from letting your dog eat your asshole.
YOU SICK FUCK
+Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #316,023
That's just the shit they serve to Yank tourists. How do they know the tourists are Yanks, you ask? They look for a fat ass and a camera slung around their necks.
+Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #316,026
@previous (C)
> camera slung around their necks
What is it like in the 90's right now?
@OP
I never had a hard time getting a cold beer in Europe. Good, cold beer. The people were nice and went out of their way to make me feel like I was not an outsider.
+Syntax — 12.9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #316,038

Morbid. That first tyme in England with the warm ale. Its not at room temp - Cellar temp and because those Ales Beers are NOT NOT NOT piss water Bud - Took only moments to enjoy the brew.
At home Guinness is always enjoyed fully COLD!
·Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,070
@316,026 (D)
> What is it like in the 90's right now?
They also look for people who, in their speech, display fuck-all knowledge of the apostrophe.
·Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,071
@previous (C)
> They also look for people who, in their speech, display fuck-all knowledge of the apostrophe.
What is it like to be able to see words when they come out of peoples mouth's?
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·Anonymous C — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,072
@previous (D)
In addition, they look for people with zero sense of irony, even when it is spelled out for them between commas.
edit: this thread should be renamed: ITT: A Yank pretty much proves every stereotype about how dumb and blissfully ignorant of irony his people are.
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+Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,076
@previous (C)
Do they then take a picture of this tourist, and laugh at him days later after they have their pix developed???
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·Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,080
@316,026 (D)
@316,038 (Syntax )
oh oh okay yeah okay now I know
·Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,089
@316,072 (C)
The only European who cares about this is Kimmo.
+Anonymous G — 12.9 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #316,116
They can't afford refrigeration.
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