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Topic: Why do Europeans drink warm piss beer?

+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o12.9 years ago #26,853

woah.jpgFACT: European brews are warm piss blends.

+Anonymous B12.9 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #316,022

You sir have a stinky butt -
Not because of poop but it smell of dog breath from letting your dog eat your asshole.
YOU SICK FUCK

+Anonymous C12.9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #316,023

That's just the shit they serve to Yank tourists. How do they know the tourists are Yanks, you ask? They look for a fat ass and a camera slung around their necks.

+Anonymous D12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #316,026

@previous (C)
> camera slung around their necks
What is it like in the 90's right now?

@OP
I never had a hard time getting a cold beer in Europe. Good, cold beer. The people were nice and went out of their way to make me feel like I was not an outsider.

+Syntax 12.9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #316,038

guinness_181345t.jpgMorbid. That first tyme in England with the warm ale. Its not at room temp - Cellar temp and because those Ales Beers are NOT NOT NOT piss water Bud - Took only moments to enjoy the brew.

At home Guinness is always enjoyed fully COLD!

·Anonymous C12.9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,070

@316,026 (D)

> What is it like in the 90's right now?

They also look for people who, in their speech, display fuck-all knowledge of the apostrophe.

·Anonymous D12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,071

@previous (C)
> They also look for people who, in their speech, display fuck-all knowledge of the apostrophe.

What is it like to be able to see words when they come out of peoples mouth's?

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·Anonymous C12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,072

@previous (D)
In addition, they look for people with zero sense of irony, even when it is spelled out for them between commas.

edit: this thread should be renamed: ITT: A Yank pretty much proves every stereotype about how dumb and blissfully ignorant of irony his people are.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)


+Anonymous F12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,076

@previous (C)
Do they then take a picture of this tourist, and laugh at him days later after they have their pix developed???

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·Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,080

@316,026 (D)
@316,038 (Syntax )
oh oh okay yeah okay now I know

·Anonymous D12.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,089

@316,072 (C)
The only European who cares about this is Kimmo.

+Anonymous G12.9 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #316,116

They can't afford refrigeration.

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