Topic: Europeans - what do you understand by these common Yank ways of greeting tourists in a bar?
+Billy-Bob XXVIII — 12.9 years ago #26,852
Y'all sure are talkin some fucked-up Inglish there y'all. Where in the hell part of 'murka y'all from anyhow?
I'ma introduce y'all to ma lady friend once she done finished up in the crapper. Darn stink-bone done playing her up agen.
Whatcha readin' for there, stranger? Hey Joel! Take a lookee over here, we done got ourselves a reader!
Europe? Where in the hell is Europe? That over Raccoon's Colon, Missouri way?
Hey yo Brandine! Jimmy-Ray! Maisy-Sue! Y'all done get your fannies over here now, come meet you a stranger. Dammit Maisy-Sue, you done leave that mule alone now.
Folks round here are kinda nice. We done got our church up there on the hill, and the ladies now, well they bake cookies on a Sunday. Course I'm gonna corn-hole the shit outta ya, but hell, that's just the Texas way.
Hello, colonial brother. Take a chair and let me refill your wine glass while I pick your thoughts on Dickens.
I'ma introduce y'all to ma lady friend once she done finished up in the crapper. Darn stink-bone done playing her up agen.
Whatcha readin' for there, stranger? Hey Joel! Take a lookee over here, we done got ourselves a reader!
Europe? Where in the hell is Europe? That over Raccoon's Colon, Missouri way?
Hey yo Brandine! Jimmy-Ray! Maisy-Sue! Y'all done get your fannies over here now, come meet you a stranger. Dammit Maisy-Sue, you done leave that mule alone now.
Folks round here are kinda nice. We done got our church up there on the hill, and the ladies now, well they bake cookies on a Sunday. Course I'm gonna corn-hole the shit outta ya, but hell, that's just the Texas way.
Hello, colonial brother. Take a chair and let me refill your wine glass while I pick your thoughts on Dickens.
+Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #316,012
@OP
The only people who come to America from another country are niggers and terrorists or nigger terrorists. Fuck off with your weak America knowledge.
The only people who come to America from another country are niggers and terrorists or nigger terrorists. Fuck off with your weak America knowledge.
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·Billy-Bob XXVIII (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #316,013
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #316,021
> stink-bone
that's not an american term. sounds more like a name of a rapper.
that's not an american term. sounds more like a name of a rapper.
·Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #316,027
@OP
It is a decent effort but it is not authentic enough. And a hillbilly would never give their offspring a name with Roman numerals because they do not know how to use them.
It is a decent effort but it is not authentic enough. And a hillbilly would never give their offspring a name with Roman numerals because they do not know how to use them.
+Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,035
·The OP of the thread (OP) (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,051
@316,027 (B)
> And a hillbilly would never give their offspring a name with Roman numerals because they do not know how to use them.
The given examples are not meant to mimic the words of a hillbilly, they are designed to reflect the most educated class of Americans. Hillbillies are a whole other issue.
> And a hillbilly would never give their offspring a name with Roman numerals because they do not know how to use them.
The given examples are not meant to mimic the words of a hillbilly, they are designed to reflect the most educated class of Americans. Hillbillies are a whole other issue.
·Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,057
@previous (The OP of the thread (OP) )
> most educated class
> class
> implying Americans have class
You don't know shit about Americans.
> most educated class
> class
> implying Americans have class
You don't know shit about Americans.
+Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #316,397
+Anonymous F — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #316,415
@previous (E)
If the discovery channel has taught me nothing else, it's that the backwater hillbillies go hand fishing in nasty swamps
If the discovery channel has taught me nothing else, it's that the backwater hillbillies go hand fishing in nasty swamps
+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.9 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #316,569
this is not so much Texas as it is backwoods southeastern US
i have family in both places :/
i have family in both places :/
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