Topic: Yanks - what do you understand by these common London ways of greeting American tourists in a pub?
+Lady Rotherington-Smyth IV — 12.9 years ago #26,851
You givin' it large, san?
You fackin' mugging me off or what, ya Yank cyant?
Listen, san, you fackin tell your fat fackin Yank bird arm gonna take her right ap the fackin 'arris tonight.
You 'avin a fackin bubble, ya fackin cyant? Get your bees out son, it's your fackin round aint it.
Wot choo staring at, ya cyant? Get your fackin readies out and weigh in with the drinks, I might not fackin open you ap.
Greetings, cousin from across the pond. Wish you a pleasant stay in our land. Allow me to purchase for you a beverage. A dry sherry will suffice?
You fackin' mugging me off or what, ya Yank cyant?
Listen, san, you fackin tell your fat fackin Yank bird arm gonna take her right ap the fackin 'arris tonight.
You 'avin a fackin bubble, ya fackin cyant? Get your bees out son, it's your fackin round aint it.
Wot choo staring at, ya cyant? Get your fackin readies out and weigh in with the drinks, I might not fackin open you ap.
Greetings, cousin from across the pond. Wish you a pleasant stay in our land. Allow me to purchase for you a beverage. A dry sherry will suffice?
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
+Anonymous B — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #316,006
@OP
Why are you quoting Julie Andrews' dialogue in Mary Poppins?
Why are you quoting Julie Andrews' dialogue in Mary Poppins?
+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 12.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #316,009
@OP> You givin' it large, san?
"Can you give me your large dick?"
> You fackin' mugging me off or what, ya Yank cyant?
"We fucking or what?"
> Listen, san, you fackin tell your fat fackin Yank bird arm gonna take her right ap the fackin 'arris tonight.
"I'm a child rapist."
> You 'avin a fackin bubble, ya fackin cyant? Get your bees out son, it's your fackin round aint it.
"I am a faggot."
> Wot choo staring at, ya cyant? Get your fackin readies out and weigh in with the drinks, I might not fackin open you ap.
"I'm mentally retarded."
> Greetings, cousin from across the pond. Wish you a pleasant stay in our land. Allow me to purchase for you a beverage. A dry sherry will suffice?
"I'm a child raping retarded faggot, want some shitty warm piss beer?"
+Anonymous D — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #316,010
I understand that if the yank happens to be a nigger he's getting as much white English pussy as he wants.
+Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #316,011
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #316,020
·Anonymous E — 12.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #316,024
·Lady Rotherington-Smyth IV (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #316,053
@316,009 (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Nah that's jast fackin' rude, mate. If I dint know any better, I'd say you was tryin' ta mug me off, ya fackin' cyant.
Nah that's jast fackin' rude, mate. If I dint know any better, I'd say you was tryin' ta mug me off, ya fackin' cyant.
·Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 12.9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #316,081
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #316,112
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