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Topic: I have a problem with a friend of mine. [HELP]

+Anonymous A12.9 years ago #26,801

I live in Europe and my buddy has a girlfriend in North America. The problem is, he gets nothing from this relationship. He flew to Canada and hung out with her, made a website, gives her time and gives her gifts and he hasn't even had sex with her. I'm worried my friend is so beta he's omega. What can I do? I see My little pony and fedora's in his future.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.9 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #315,308

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Troll him.

+Anonymous C12.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,309

Unleash your obvious latent gayness for your friend and buttfuck him into oblivion.

+Anonymous D12.9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,326

If he's in Europe he's been raised to hate his own people.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,338

@previous (D)
We're both from Austria, he's dating a Muslim and I fear it's our government forcing multiculturalism and social justice upon us.

+Syntax 12.9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #315,355

@previous (A)
Well the Muslim he was dating ate bacon and other non Kosher food.

Perhaps that is wot caused the fail?

+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #315,358

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+Anti 12.9 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,799

Give me your "friend's" and his gf's #, I'll sort 'em out.

+*insert random faggot here* 12.9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,807

rape them

+Anonymous I12.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,826

@315,799 (Anti )
You're supposed to talk to me first.

·Anti 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,830

@previous (I)
Don't be like that, bby. You know I've been meaning to dial you up.

+Anonymous J12.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,881

@315,355 (Syntax )

> Muslim
> Kosher

Halal, you thick fuck

·Syntax 12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,884

@previous (J)
Almost the same except Muslims Kosher allows Shrimp n Lobster n Crab

Makes Muslims more lucky with their Kosher rules.

+Anonymous K12.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,894

@previous (Syntax )
Hmmmmm no bacon but all the shrimp and lobster I can eat? If I had to pick one I'd take the Muslim kosher.

·Anonymous J12.9 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #316,168

@previous (K)
Halal, you thick fuck.

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