Topic: Walk into your own bedroom...
+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #26,739
see this, wut do?+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #314,671
SCREW YOU
+Anti — 13 years ago, 39 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #314,676
> it's on my bed> ribbon tied around its neck
> g-string
> faced down (more or lesson), ass up
But wait a second, wtf is wrong w/ it's ears, and it's face, and it's uh tail? I don't think I'm high enough for this. It must be some sort of mutant? It can blow me but then it needs to leave. Wait, what if it's an assassin mutant and plans to blow me up while blowing me?
Oh fuck. Well regardless, no cuddling whatsoever. Attempts at pillowtalk may turn this into something more than a domestic dispute. Where the fuck is the pancuronium bromide?
Also how the fuck did they get it? Where is my wife? I need to make sure my guns, cash, and drugs are secure, then grab my b.o.b.; I might have to get my nut then bounce I guess. Most likely the government got to someone close to me and is trying to discredit or terminate me... or perhaps set me up be a scapegoat, to take the fall for something. Well I'll show them. I WON'T BE YOUR SCAPEGOAT, OBAMA!!111!1!
Allahu akbar!
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
·Anti — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #314,677
·Anti — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #314,679
This is too heavy, East Coast resistance cells are advised to prepare for evasive action. Seek out the nearest safehouse within walking distance to an airfield. They can't stop us all.
If you're unable to do this then grab sks and go inna woods.
Communication will be limited to astral transmissions and level 3 encrypted msgs. Tormail and hushmail have been compromised. Twitter and tumblr is only acceptable in public areas using throwaway devices. Anything which requires a security clearance of LAM+ must be transmitted via astral means and/or through obfuscated ham radio signals.
In the meantime prep for the ragnarok protocol.
This is not a drill.
May Satan have mercy on us all.
If you're unable to do this then grab sks and go inna woods.
Communication will be limited to astral transmissions and level 3 encrypted msgs. Tormail and hushmail have been compromised. Twitter and tumblr is only acceptable in public areas using throwaway devices. Anything which requires a security clearance of LAM+ must be transmitted via astral means and/or through obfuscated ham radio signals.
In the meantime prep for the ragnarok protocol.
This is not a drill.
May Satan have mercy on us all.
(Edited 9 minutes later.)
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #314,684
gasoline and a match, baby. the fag who spilled coffee is next on my list.
·Anti — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,701
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Pragmatic and personal feelings aside I'm deducting style points all the same.
Pragmatic and personal feelings aside I'm deducting style points all the same.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,710
@previous (Anti )
Can you please be more specific as to what I got wrong? I really need to pass this class.
Can you please be more specific as to what I got wrong? I really need to pass this class.
+Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,790
@OP
Fuck your gay shit, furnigger.
Fuck your gay shit, furnigger.
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