Topic: I shall sever the thesaurus gland from your neocortex

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago #26,736

I shall laugh when you're rendered ineloquent, impotent before my silver tongue

+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #314,635

I wouldn't be impotent before your silver tongue, autphag, I'd be rock hard. Diamond cutter, seriously.

+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #314,639

@previous (B)
> Diamond cutter

One of the all time best finishing moves in pro wrestling.

+Anti — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #314,642

> my silver tongue
> autphag

It's not safe to spray metalic spraypaint on someones anus and then clean it with your tongue, nincompoop.

+Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 41 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #314,659

EMERGENCY EMERGENCY

PAGING DR. PHIL

+Anonymous F — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #314,660

@OP
As a person suffering from life long drug-abuse fetishism, Autphag always has a metallic taste in his mouth and thinks his tongue is made out of silver.

Ci̳̩̩͉a̱o̝̘,͍̹̲̪͓͖͖ ̲̳͚T̘̩̰̫͍h̲̠e̞̺̫̭͎̮̥ Doc̺͈̖̠͔̻̮t̙̥͍͖͍̼̗o̥̪̟̻̻r.̩̭̖͓͕̱̰

+Anonymous G — 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,791

@314,635 (B)
lol 9/11 bud

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