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Topic: How many of you motherfuckers can play the xylophone?
+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #26,692
I mean really play that bitch like the Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull.
+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 16 minutes later[T] [B] #314,133
I can play the:
Xylophone
Glockenspiel
Marimba
Vibraphone
Tubular bells
Bass drum
Suspended cymbal
Crash cymbals
Keyboards
Snare drum
Drum set
All Percussion
Thank you, thank you, you're welcome.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #314,134
@previous (B)
You get a lot of pussy because you're a musician, right?
+ !NoGoD1GamE — 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,160
@314,133 (B)
Everyone plays the vibraphone, except when it's on silent mode.
+Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,161
@314,133 (B)
I've always wanted to learn how to play the All Percussion.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,174
@previous (D)
Glad to see you're using my me-me. 👌
+quack — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,176
i played it when i was 2 or so
+Sadie — 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,355
@previous (quack )
Lol :)
+Anonymous G — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,358
@OP
Ian Brandon Anderson detected.
+Anonymous H — 13 years ago, 41 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,359

ducky plays the vibrator.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,362
@314,358 (G)
I am talking about the guy who plays the xylophone in Jethro Tull.
·Anonymous G — 13 years ago, 54 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,364
@previous (A)
Not so fast, Ian Brandon Anderson.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,365
@previous (G)
I used google to find out what you were talking about. I know what you are talking about now and you are not correct. I am sorry if the results are not what you had anticipated. To make it up to you I will now shove a medallion up my ass.
·Anonymous G — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,368
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,370
@previous (G)
You're welcome.
+Anti — 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #314,544
Time to move on to instruments that can fight fascism like the acoustic guitar and ak47.
+Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #314,545
Did somebody say Ian Brandon Anderson?
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