Topic: I saved a man from dying today

+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #26,624

I pulled him out the way of a speeding car
"Sorry - I was too busy in that woman's head".
The man said he could read minds.
He had been inside the brains of killers, millionaires, and the politicians.
"What piece of information do you want?" he said. "I can get you it."
"Nothing is out of my reach."

I want you to read my mind ... I said.
Just tell me if it works like the others you've visited.

"I offer you anything and you choose this?"
"You can know any secret ... and your insecurity preoccupies you?"
"Then I guess I don't need to read your mind to know that yes - your mind works like everyone else's."

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 56 seconds later[T] [B] #313,541

What a cheap cop-out, the man's a fucking shill.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #313,543

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

I did ask him "No seriously - please read my mind."
He sucked in a breath I had let out and paused
"Yes ... your mind is different from the others ... nobody else has believed me"
He invited me to his house - his house was a torn tent hidden in a bush by the back of the bank.
There was pile of human turds in the centre of the tent which he motioned over like a crystal ball.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 49 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #313,545

@previous (A)
He's a meth addict.

+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 13 years ago, 14 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #313,734

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Lol'd

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