Topic: Anybody here such a pervert they can't trust themselves in tempting situations?
+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #26,578
I'm not allowed to buy melons because I keep fucking them.
+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 11 minutes later[T] [B] #313,147
Who the fuck's stopping you.
+Ⓐntikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 32 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #313,154
I can't blame you. Seeing a ripe green melon and knowing that soft, wet, pink flesh it hides within... well it's simply maddening. I can't see how any court, jury, or agent of law could prevent you from fucking melons in good conscience.+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #313,158
+Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #313,168
·Ⓐntikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #313,170
@previous (E)
Look what one man does with melons in the privacy of his own home is his business. If the FDA wants to try and stand in the way of love that's their problem. Love will prevail.
Look what one man does with melons in the privacy of his own home is his business. If the FDA wants to try and stand in the way of love that's their problem. Love will prevail.
+Anonymous F — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #313,171
·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #313,174
@313,170 (Ⓐntikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Unfortunately it's a real slippery slope. I mean sure melons and farm animals ok. But then what vegetables, antique furniture? The line has to be drawn somewhere.
I think OP's mom has the right idea by forbidding him to be around melons.
Unfortunately it's a real slippery slope. I mean sure melons and farm animals ok. But then what vegetables, antique furniture? The line has to be drawn somewhere.
I think OP's mom has the right idea by forbidding him to be around melons.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Ⓐntikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #313,176
@previous (E)
Well squash and eggplants have been at risk for sexual assaults for some time. Antique furniture carries an inherent amount of risk (namely splinters) and so is best left alone. Still I feel like OP's mom is being tyrannical in her efforts to protect OP from the dark world of fruit and vegetable exploitation.
Well squash and eggplants have been at risk for sexual assaults for some time. Antique furniture carries an inherent amount of risk (namely splinters) and so is best left alone. Still I feel like OP's mom is being tyrannical in her efforts to protect OP from the dark world of fruit and vegetable exploitation.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #313,183
@previous (Ⓐntikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
He just needs to become a vegan and then he can claim it as a religious function.
He just needs to become a vegan and then he can claim it as a religious function.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #313,185
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #313,186
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
What, like pig shit? That was just an urban myth to troll furries into getting AIDS.
What, like pig shit? That was just an urban myth to troll furries into getting AIDS.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #313,188
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Well uh... I'll have to check my intel and get back to you.
Although OP's transition will still bring up some difficult questions, for instance "is semen vegan?"... we know OP is a fag, but can he survive for an extended period of time without baby batter?
Well uh... I'll have to check my intel and get back to you.
Although OP's transition will still bring up some difficult questions, for instance "is semen vegan?"... we know OP is a fag, but can he survive for an extended period of time without baby batter?
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