Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: Which of these beta TC users is most beta?
+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13 years ago #26,555

Well?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
| Autphag | - | 0% | |
| Quack | - | 0% | |
| Autphag | - | 0% | |
| Autphag | - | 0% | |
| Quack | - | 0% | |
| Quack | - | 0% | |
| Quack | - | 0% | |
| Dave/TG/Bobby | - | 0% | |
| Autphag | - | 0% | |
+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #313,022
OP likes to sneak into his mother's bedroom at night and slowly, cautiously slip a well-lubed finger up her asshole.
+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #313,023
@previous (B)
> OP likes to sneak into his mother's bedroom at night and slowly, cautiously slip a well-lubed finger up her asshole.
He shoves a well-lubed finger up the asshole of his mother's bedroom. Seems legit.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #313,024
@previous (C)
OP/Anon C lacks knowledge of sentence clauses. This is because he spent too much time as a youth slipping a well-lubed, cautious finger up his mother's sleeping asshole when he should have been studying.
·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #313,025
@previous (B)
> well-lubed, cautious finger up his mother's sleeping asshole
Mother didn't care what we did as long as we didn't wake up her sleeping asshole or father's lounging urethra.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #313,026
@previous (C)
What about your father's sprawling, sangria-supping testicles, did you have to take care not to disturb them also?
·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #313,027
@previous (B)
Lol we had to cut fresh fruit for the sangria
·Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #313,029
@313,022 (B)
Okay, quack.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #313,030
@previous (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Okay, meow.
+Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #313,031
quack, obviously.
·Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #313,036
@313,030 (B)
Who the fuck is a meow?
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #313,037
@previous (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Okay, woof
·Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #313,040
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #313,043
@OP
Thanks for not putting me on the list~
+Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #313,044
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
Reason why this poll is invalid
·Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #313,060
@313,043 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
You're not beta. What you did took a lot of courage.
+Anonymous G — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #313,061
@previous (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
And a lot of stupidity.
+ !NoGoD1GamE — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #313,062
@313,060 (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
It didn't require a lot of balls though. The small penis just gives the illusion of a lot of balls.
+Anonymous I — 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #313,077
@313,043 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #313,083
@313,062 (!NoGoD1GamE)
lolthis
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