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+quack — 13 years ago #26,498
so I had this examination at the hospital where they had to inject a blue contrast agent or something in my vein. this is the craziest thing ever. the doc told me I would have a blue overlay on my vision for a few hours since it also goes into my eyes. she also said it would dye my piss blue. so I tried that and I swear my piss was neon blue. obviously I tried fapping and yep thats blue too. this is crazy.
+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #312,528
Give your gf some blue jizz. See if it turns her cream blue.
·quack (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #312,529
I forgot to mention that even the white part of my eyes had a blue tint to it lol. I want that stuff.
+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #312,531
@previous (quack )
> I want that stuff.
You already have cancer.
+Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #312,533
@OP
So cool, man. If that happened to me I would have been glad to see you using my me-me. 👌
+Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #312,535
@OP
> she also said
WTF don't they have real (male) doctors in Australia.
·quack (OP) — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #312,540
@previous (E)
yes the female doc only explained the risks to me but a male doc did the actual examination
+Syntax — 13 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,553
+Anti — 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,559
> Makes excuses for reptilian shapeshifting malfunctions
> Thinks the resistance isn't on to him
Nice try, reptoid.
+ducky — 13 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,567
@312,540 (quack )
lol omg xxx lol xxx
·Syntax — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,569
·ducky — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,571
@previous (Syntax )
lmao omg lol xxxx
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