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Topic: Can aspies get into heaven?

+Anonymous A13 years ago #26,467

Allow me to clarify. Heaven is of course a fairytale, but within the walls of a religion such as Christianity, do aspies make it to heaven or are they obliterated into nothingness with the pets and gingers?

+Anonymous B13 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #312,388

@OP
Why don't you kill yourself and find out?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #312,389

@previous (B)
> Why don't you kill yourself and find out?

+Anonymous C13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #312,393

Aspies don't have souls, so no, they don't go to heaven.

+Anonymous D13 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,452

@312,389 (A)
> Why don't you kill yourself and find out?

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g13 years ago, 11 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,530

I'd kill myself to find out, but then how do I report my findings?

+Anonymous F13 years ago, 52 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,532

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Use the report button you fucking troll

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,534

Science seems to indicate that spergs lack a faith center in their brain, so they would most likely be damned.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,537

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That fails to explain why I was quite faithfully a Protestant for the longest time. I don't doubt the findings, just their universal applicability as always.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,541

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Well, you can chalk it up to either the tendency to accept things when we've never been exposed to apposing ideas, or the likelihood that the study was conducted on specimens falling into the category of "late 90's wildfire diagnosis" so most of them were probably the offspring of jew-loving liberals.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,544

@312,530 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Simple. I've thought the whole thing out. You take your own life, enter the oblivion, and then be brought back through Anti's necromancy. You will report your findings and give me the rights which I will sell in a book for millions.

+Ali 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,546

I want to go to an eternity world of both heaven&hell.

·The Detector !3yzc29zx8c13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,548

@previous (Ali )
Sadomasochist detected.

·Ali 13 years ago, 57 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,549

I want to re-incarnate into Scarlett Pomers, Amanda Seyfried&Trinity. The only thing worse what I want to look like is the black version of Scarlett Pomers&black version of Amanda Seyfried. When I turn into them I want to be 13 years old, 16-17 years old, 23-26 years old&27-33 years old the oldest. I want to be a movie actress acting out real life porn movie tv shows in reality just like the porn stories I sometimes write.

·Anonymous F13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,552

@previous (Ali )
Wut

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