Topic: Post helpful tips for anything in this thread

+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #26,416

I'll go first: If you want to become a sumo wrestler just eat your target weight in rice every day.

+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #312,033

@OP
Nice WP copypasta.

C̠̻̬̗̠i̹̝͇̺̜͕a̹͎̬̣ͅͅo͉͇͍͈̯, ̩̜T̹̤͕h̝̻e̟͍ ̰͖̬Ḍo̘̱̺ct̟̘͈͓o͙̟̣̫̭͉r̘.̮͈͙̦

+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 42 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #312,037

If your're having trouble charging a battery, try reversing the polarity.

+Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 20 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #312,038

Don't buy CFL bulbs. Those fuckers hurt your eyes and your pocket book and the earth doesn't give a shit about what you do.

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #312,040

Ma'am, never trust a Jew.

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #312,063

Always glue your mitres.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #312,064

Upgrade to X.

+Anonymous H — 13 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #312,065

Don't look an aspie in the eyes... Puts them on edge... They'll come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows...

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,088

@previous (H)
> fists
I think you meant jazz hands.

·Anonymous H — 13 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,114

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Jizz hands...

+Anonymous J — 13 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,115

Go fuck a shit up your ass.

+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,119

Discharging a firearm in a house or enclosed space is generally much louder than when outside, try to wear hearing protection when possible.

@312,040 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
@312,065 (H)
@312,063 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Solid advice.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,188

@312,114 (H)
Luckily, those spergs aren't high functioning enough to get out in public.

+Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,195

If you're pissed off by some other poster in TC, send a ban request along with a pic of your recent nude front to the mod crew. *Only applicable to poster aged over 18, kids should fuck off.

·Anonymous J — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,197

@previous (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)

·Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,199

@previous (J)
> recent

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,201

@312,197 (J)
And who shall we ban?
_{tc staff is not required to enforce, consider, or even pay attention to direct ban requests from users}

·Anonymous J — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,207

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
T͉̩͖̼͚̭̣h͙̥̜̖̟͖̣̼̟͇̱e̪͎̟̯̩̤̞̗͉̻̦̻̺̠̩͚̯̯̳ ͇̝̮̰͓̰̜͚͚͔F͉̥̲̖̜̜̪̰͕̬͓͖̪a̘̱̳̺̰̦̞̻̱ͅͅk͖̼͎̰̼̙̠̪͙͙͚͚͈e̺͔̹̬͉̲̱͔̬̳ ̥̺̗̲̙̟̳̙̖͉͚͉̼͔͈̲D̟̲̠̩͉o̝̩͚̬c̭̦͓̹̭͔̼͕̠͈̟̩̗͙̼̗̹ͅt͔̳̩͉̱̞̠͕̜̦̗̞̥̹͎͇o̹̯͙͇̺̖̯͎̫͓̲̭̜r̼̜̺̝̗̲̳̞̼̦͕̩.̗̣̬̼̜͔̲

+Anonymous M — 13 years ago, 15 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,319

microsoft will never call you to inform you that you have a virus.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,323

@312,207 (J)
lolthis

C̟̖͇̣̙̙iͅa̮̠o̠, ̥͈̼̗Ṯ̠̱̟̼h̫̹͇̺̦̫̳e̩̝̲͇͓͓ ̮̯̭̩͕D̼̭̘o̩̖̻͎c̥͚͉͍̮̹̦t̩̜o̘̭̖̣͓͖r͉͓͈̞.̞͈̭̪̳

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,331

Grate suggestions guys. Thick, solid, tight

·Anonymous M — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,350

@previous (A)
i wanno see how far you can go

+Murray — 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,353

Murray is not always Murray, it's a common misconception.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,356

@312,350 (M)
Thnx for the motivation

·Murray !XONm83jaIU — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #312,359

@312,353 (Murray )
I can assure you that Murray is, in all cases, always Murray.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #312,413

Your first instinct is usually correct.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #312,901

To achieve a perfect score in Freecell, simply close and save the game whenever you get deadlocked. When you relaunch and it asks if you want to load the saved game, just say no and it'll start a new one without resetting your current win streak.

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