Topic: ATTN: Autphag

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago #26,403

I have found a source for KCN that's relatively affordable.

I will release this information to you but it won't come cheap.

You must publicly renounce your beliefs and make love to an African Jewess.

Do you accept?

+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #311,852

@OP
> African Jewess

If you have one of those lined up for action and Autphag says no can I step in for him on that part of the challenge?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,855

@previous (B)
It kinda defeats the purpose though, ya'know? It's a possibility though.

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,866

You have no source of KCN, otherwise you wouldn't posit the implausible. I'm not going to sacrifice my beliefs even with an offer as tempting as my death.

You know this to be true of the autist, no, not the Chandlerite, the racially true autist; he rarely if ever compromises on his deeply-ingrained values, that my death is honorable is essential to maintaining my integrity.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,868

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 50 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,872

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Nice concocted screenshot. Trading my right to die for humiliation at my expense for your own entertainment is still out of the question. I will solve this problem on my own.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,875

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Be reasonable, Autty.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 37 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,883

@311,866 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
> that my death is honorable is essential to maintaining my integrity.

You are going to power shit when your neck snaps. You will not have an honorable death.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,885

@previous (B)
Deaths are rarely dignified. Suicide due to being unable to get reality to conform to your twisted paradigm is anything but honorable, it's cowardly. My offer was fair but I suppose the African Jewess bit must've been too much. Viagra and something to calm his nerves would be readily available if he has performance issues.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,887

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Had the African Jewess been a trap then he would have been happy with the offer.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,888

@previous (B)
Due to the rarity of authentic African Jewess traps it would be a tall order to fill. Maybe with some time it can be done and then Autphag can finally ascend to that great concentration camp in the sky.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,890

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I think your approach to this may be wrong. We are thinking in terms of traps that we would fuck. If we think like Autphag then all we have to do is put an Afro wig on a homeless black man.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,892

@previous (B)
Right, but where is the artistic integrity in that?

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,895

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
The end justifies the means.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,900

@previous (B)
Maybe, bby. Now I'll have to seek out a homeless African to slap a blonde wig on, a little prostitute pink lipstick, and some sort of fuckwhore get-up. I imagine Autty to like his traps especially trashy. I'll have to keep "her" doped up until Autty accepts my offer though, it shouldn't take too long once he realizes a trap is involved... although I might need to get a heroin addict so I can just keep them doped up in a hope chest or trunk instead of giving up valuable dungeon space.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,901

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
You won't have to keep her doped up long. As soon as Autphag sees her he will fall in love.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,908

@previous (B)
What if he decides he has something to live for at that point? We could save this man's life!

Although since his paramour would essentially be a prostitute we might have to keep the smack flowing to preserve Autty's lifeline.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 31 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,941

> still peddling this closet trap-fetishization nonsense

That hasn't worked the last million times you've posited this.

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