Topic: Are there cops in Africa?

+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #26,391

Do they have police there?

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #311,652

Niggers.

+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #311,680

Is it rape if the woman can't identify which of the 22 niggers she's slept with slapped her beforehand?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #311,682

@previous (C)
Does it really matter which one she accuses if they've all committed the same crime at one point or another?

+Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,685

Pig: Who did this to you?
Rapemeat: Any nigger you can find.

JJJJJJJJJUSTIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,689

@previous (D)
Lol, 10/10 bud.

+Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,741

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Foot fetishist detected. The panties are nice. Is that you in the picture? Because if so you have a decent ass.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,742

@previous (E)
No but I'll let her know you think so. I need to get another camera, damnit.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,743

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Why the spent brass on the bed?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,745

@previous (E)
Wait... you don't have spent brass on your bed?

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,748

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
No spent brass.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,750

@previous (E)
Weird. How do you sleep?

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,752

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Naked

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,754

@previous (E)
Not posting those. Sorry, bruva.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,756

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Have some consolation tits.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 35 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,757

@311,754 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I appreciate your nod to boldness but I meant that I sleep naked.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,760

@previous (E)
Ohhh, now I just feel silly. I can see how sleeping on spent brass could be problematic/unappealing if you sleep in the nude.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,761

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Having your dick or nuts pinched between spent brass could be problematic. Maybe.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,763

@previous (E)
I haven't tried that. Will attempt and report back with results.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,764

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Please do. I might have to start sleeping with spent brass in my bed.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,768

@previous (E)
I foresee it being all the rage very v. soon.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,773

@311,756 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
This is an acceptable consolation.

@311,745 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
And those are some nice legs.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,775

@311,768 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Then it will suck.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,776

@311,773 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I have better pics from that set but I'm apparently forbidden from posting them on pain of death.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,777

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
You will not die for our boners.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,778

@previous (E)
It sounds like a noble sacrifice but I think I'll be slightly more selective with what cause I become a martyr for. Hopefully I'll become a saint posthumously.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,781

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I do not blame you for not wanting to die for our boners. Saint Posthumously doesn't sound like a very good name for a saint.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,785

@previous (E)
It's a work in progress. St. Antikhristos maybe. I'm going to have to give it a little thought. I don't think the Catholics will pick me up :[... although Judas Iscariot did become a saint. Of course he's the patron saint of betrayal though.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,791

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
The Catholics will not take you but what about the Greek Orthodox people? They grow beards and have the cross with the foot rest on it. They think outside the box.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,792

@311,773 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> And those are some nice legs.

I'm glad someone else thought so too and acknowledged it first.

Miss Anti is steaming hot. Clearly Anti likes his bitches in long socks. Or boots... Or something... Bullets...

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,799

@311,791 (E)
You're right. I'm going to have to be strategic about this. I mean sure I could acquire sanctity with some smaller cults without much effort but if I really want to go for the gold it's going to take a little more planning. Do you think growing a beard will be beneficial for sanctification with the greek orthodox church? It'll have the added bonus of making me look like a terrorist.

@previous (A)
Long socks, boots, and/or bullets. All three are acceptable.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,806

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
When the Taliban ruled Afghanistan it was said that you didn't need a passport to get in, only a beard. I think the Greek god people feel the same way about getting into sainthood. Grow a beard.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,821

@previous (E)
I think I'll grow a beard and look into "resistance tourism". I'm sure it'll be easier to make new friends then anyway. The Taliban should take a few pointers from Hezbollah and create a tourist attraction of their own.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,823

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Hezbollah has a tourist attraction? Are you referring to the museum or did they say fuck it and built a full scale amusement park?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,826

@previous (E)
Holy fuck that would be great if they did. I was referring to the museum though. If they add a couple roller coasters then how could anyone resist? I can imagine a roller coaster named something cheesey like "The holy martyr". It would make terrorism appear much more family oriented you know.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,827

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
People would pay money to behead an infidel with a sword. The person who could cause the furthest blood spray wins a wife.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,834

@previous (E)
Of course there would be consolation goats on hand.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,837

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
When I said wife I though goats fell into this category for the region.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,840

@previous (E)
Throw a burqa on it and no one is the wiser anyway.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,842

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
All female goats have to wear the burqa. All female animals of any species are required to wear them. I watched the Mutaween stomp hundreds of female cockroaches to death right in the middle of the street in Riyadh because they were not wearing the appropriate dress.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,845

@previous (E)
Tbf getting cockroaches to wear burqas can be an exercise in futility anyway. Not to mention the rate at which they reproduce requires a dedicated sweatshop to keep up with the demand for miniature burqas.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,846

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Third country nationals are employed for these sweatshop tasks. Indentured servants go to the kingdom from places like the Philippines and Bangladesh to make miniature burqas.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,848

@previous (E)
I'm sure there's someone on tradekey that specialize in this sort of thing. I wonder if the Mutaween were aware of them.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,851

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
When the Mutaween become aware of anything the first thing they do is beat the shit out of it with sticks.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,854

@previous (E)
Sounds reasonable.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,857

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Virtue isn't going to promote itself nor vice prevent itself. We need them to protect us from ourself.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,859

@previous (E)
If it wasn't for shariah law and the morality police there's no telling what sort of atrocities and degenerates they'd have over there.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,860

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
They keep the dream of the Puritans alive. They are better Americans than we are.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,861

@previous (E)
> They are better Americans than we are.

Well now you're just trying to offend me.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,862

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
They are chasing the original American dream. No fun, no exposed ankles.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,863

@previous (E)
I prefer to think the original American dream was the pursuit of religious freedom for many.

> exposed ankles

Stop it, you're getting me excited.

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,864

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Fully exposed ankles

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,865

@previous (E)

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