Topic: My mom was browsing RealDolls on her iPad when I visited her.

+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #26,339

WTF does this mean? I'm hoping she was offering opinions to my dad since they got divorced long ago and he's forever alone. But I just don't know.

+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #311,137

@OP
I feel like there is a meme that could come out of this somehow.

+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,143

Maybe she's trying to get you laid.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,145

@previous (C)
Are you saying OP has never been laid?

·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,146

@previous (B)
That, or it's been a while and mom's a little worried.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,147

@previous (C)
What if she was looking to order one for herself?

·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,150

@previous (B)
Well then I'd hope OP would be kind enough to provide more details. Perhaps pics.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,152

@previous (C)
We need OP to weigh in on this

+Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,153

Is your birthday coming?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,156

@311,152 (B)
Well, I haven't been laid in about a year. But I didn't tell mom. And I think she's way too cheap to buy me a RealDoll. I get socks every Christmas.
@previous (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)
Not even close. And birthdays are usually worse than Christmas.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,158

@previous (A)
What about your dad? Would he spend that kind of money on a RealDoll?

·Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,159

@311,156 (A)
Maybe she's going to hand-make you one and were looking up for reference
hand-make with socks and ballons

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #311,161

@311,158 (B)
He would spend that kind of money on a Betamax.
@previous (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)
She can barely sew on a button.

·Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 13 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #311,163

@previous (A)
All she need is duct tape

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,172

@previous (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)
But first she'll need water.

·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,175

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
:)

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