Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: If you had a bong or a pipe
+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #26,336
That was magic and always had weed in it no matter how much you smoked, would you ever put it down?
+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #311,121
@OP
I can't eat a burrito supreme with one hand, man.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,122
@previous (B)
Order 7 or 8 loaded grillers? I think that is the correct conversion for a burrito supreme.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,123
@previous (A)
Grillers are too extreme for my energy drink & BMX-free lifestyle. This, I leave to the bros.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 46 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,124
@previous (B)
I just don't eat any of that.
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·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,126
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,127
+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,130
yes of course do you expect me to hold my arm up like that hell no
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,133
@311,127 (A)
This is not a good back and forth.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,134
@previous (B)
I'm high still so it's as good as it's going to get.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #311,136
@previous (A)
Fair enough. Are you high enough to pretend we're in a buddy cop movie? That usually leads to great banter.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #311,138
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #311,141
@previous (A)
Dammit, OP! The chief will have my badge if we keep working the Chalupa case! I just want to work traffic duty until I retire in one week! I'm too morbidly obese for this shit!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #311,144
@previous (B)
Is that how you want to go out? Issuing tickets to Asians who run red lights? What happened to you? You're the one who solved the Filet-O-Fish Strangler case single handedly. What do you say? Go out on a high note. Let's get to the bottom of this Chalupa case. I got the report from ballistics. The science geeks say the bruises on the face of the dead man were caused by a dildo.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #311,154
@previous (A)
You're crazy! The Filet-O-Fish case was a long time ago. Wait... a dildo? Just the like the one that rich, generically foreign guy always has up his ass! Dammit, you're gonna cost me my pension... but let's get those bastards. Let's get them in their deserted hideout without any backup or forethought.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #311,157
@previous (B)
Let's do it. With you so close to retirement and my mother depending on my income to help support her and make her few remaining years comfortable I do not see how the two of us pursuing criminals alone and without anyone else knowing what we are doing could go wrong.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #311,160
@previous (A)
You got that right, partner. Visiting your senile mom earlier for seemingly no reason was a very character building three minutes. Plus I'm a family man with a devoted wife. But I think our hard won mutual respect and hilarious street informant will be all the backup we need. Just do me a favor and try to avoid anymore gratuitous sexual interludes, you crazy bastard.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,525
Ok i must update this thread. My pipe is not always filled with weed but it seems to have everlasting resin and I am fucking okaaaay with that right now.
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