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Topic: The only surving member of Jans 27 cats

+MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. — 13 years ago #26,315

Is aaaaaall grown up. My brothers and sisters? Murdering some fucks with poison claws (waves at - no-one you know). Me? Tell ya when I'm high (except for that year I forgot)... Puuuuurrrrrr.... I am just happy to sunbathe like a tiger on this lawn, I see it's been well tended to... boners all around me... either happy to see me, or gonna bukkake me. Either way you love me (or are just wondering "Just how high is this cat"... reminds me of
the 70's,'blasted on barbs and every nigga called me cat), I don't mean to be the center off attention, that's for Phag. Send him some k, and some meth courtesy of me.. if I fall asleep - I advise against approaching me... cybernetic endo-skeleton does... stuff. Phag actually put it best - Licentious sexual Decepticon and promiscuous whore. Mmm feed my narcisism and I'll feed you attention... puuurrrr.... I'll tell ya what, seeing as I just collapsed on the lawn, Hi Ducky - whoever you are, you seem to be in charge. What the hell have I missed? Not boners though I'd kill for a sprite... brb with singing. Ooooh I'd pay good money to anyone who can mod the mod of this (pic related)... nowhere near enough fistfucking. That's not my fetish... am sure everyone knows.... and give zero fucks. Someone bring a Sprite and I'll
make ya'll dinner... Word Salad NO WAIT HEAR ME OUT!!! - This, ladies and gentlemen, is ENGLISH word salad... readable, edible, fuckable (I can't be the only deviant here) long, interminably long but I'll collect them all and publish - see who gets better reviews. Friendly competition, Phag? But if you reject my Martian meth... well the three boobed hooker assured me it was AMAZING. I have time on my paws, umm... ignore the blood, anyways your salad will contain: 89% more ass-kicking, croutons, ghost peppers, free ethylphenidate for all, or whatever your poison is... From Carfentanyl to Tesco value Cider, it's aaaaaall good :3 Been awake three days getting the ingredients... it's good to be back, ten mins and what the hell, boners. <3

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·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #311,002

·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #311,027

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,104

+Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,106

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,110

@OP

Makes more sense than the drivel Autphag and Syntax post.

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·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 16 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,206

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,226

·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #311,238

·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,241

+Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,256

·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,273

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,279

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,286

Posting in quality thread.

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·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,309

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,321

·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,324

·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,326

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,332

@311,324 (MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF.)
Marcos definitely has style. It's hard to make a ski mask look good but he pulls it off somehow.

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·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,340

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,341

@previous (MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF.)
Ikr? Pipe ninjas against social injustice.

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·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,347

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,350

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,352

@311,347 (MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF.)
Subcomandante Marcos, spokesperson and supposedly the leader of the EZLN (Zapatista Army of National Liberation) although this is contradicted elsewhere. Revolutionary and anarchist poster boy.

“We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution.”

“Yes, Marcos is gay. Marcos is gay in San Francisco, black in South Africa, an Asian in Europe, a Chicano in San Ysidro, an anarchist in Spain, a Palestinian in Israel, a Mayan Indian in the streets of San Cristobal, a Jew in Germany, a Gypsy in Poland, a Mohawk in Quebec, a pacifist in Bosnia, a single woman on the Metro at 10pm, a peasant without land, a gang member in the slums, an unemployed worker, an unhappy student and, of course, a Zapatista in the mountains.
Marcos is all the exploited, marginalised, oppressed minorities resisting and saying `Enough'. He is every minority who is now beginning to speak and every majority that must shut up and listen. He is every untolerated group searching for a way to speak. Everything that makes power and the good consciences of those in power uncomfortable --- this is Marcos.”

“I shit on all the revolutionary vanguards of this planet”

--- Subcomandante Marcos

> OH GOD WHAT IF SHE THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING?!
I missed it due to no net access but I'll catch up on it later or you can fill me in on skype. The only thing to do now is to make sure your mother knows you were being completely serious. On second thought, nah, let it go.

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

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·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,369

·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,372

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,375

@previous (MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF.)
Pipe ninja is kind of a vague term. Would there be different schools for different substances you'd use in a pipe? Pipe tobacco, crack cocaine, meth, etc.

In that case would Autphag have the potential to be a meth pipe ninja?

Your mom sounds pretty good humored about all of it but then again she's put up with your nonsense for several years, you degenerate.

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·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,381

·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,382

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,404

@311,381 (MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF.)
Pssh, suuure.

Pipe tobacco varies with brand but it's usually natural tobacco so it tastes different than what you'd expect from cigarettes.

@previous (MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF.)
Always an effective strategy.

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·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,408

·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,411

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,413

·MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. (OP) — 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,538

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