Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: I woke up this morning with the sun down, and shining in
+The Dude — 13 years ago #26,297
I found my mind in a brown paper bag, but then
I tripped on a cloud and fell eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in
I watched myself crawling out as I was crawling in
I got up so tight I couldn't unwind
I saw so much I broke my mind
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
Someone painted "April Fool" in big black letters on a "Dead End" sign
I had my foot on the gas as I left the road and blew out my mind
Eight miles out of Memphis and I got no spare
Eight miles going left downtown somewhere
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 19 minutes later[T] [B] #310,793
@OP
Who the fuck are the Knudesons?
·Walter (OP) — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,796
@previous (B)
Shut the fuck up Anon B, you're out of your element.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,798
@previous (Walter )
I am the walrus
·Walter (OP) — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,799
@previous (B)
V.I LENIN! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,801
@previous (Walter )
Are these the nihilists?
+M0RB1D !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13 years ago, 59 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,802
everyone above this post is homo
+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 42 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,803
@previous (M0RB1D !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Up to and including the poster I'm citing now.
·M0RB1D !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,804
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
as you already know, i am attracted to mulatto women and am therefore straight.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,805
@previous (M0RB1D !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Being attracted to women of your own race is a form of heterosexuality, but I consider attraction to the jockular, grotesque mudraces a form of aberrosexuality not quite on the same wavelength as true straightdom.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,806
@310,802 (M0RB1D !Xnp/V/hD1o)
You're right. That movie was made especially for you and you alone. People shouldn't go around quoting it because it's yours.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 35 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,807
@310,805 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Is this also part of your thesis?
·M0RB1D !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,808
@310,806 (B)
what movie? i have no idea what any of you are talking about/quoting, its just clearly homo
·Fuckin' Quintana (OP) — 13 years ago, 8 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,809
@310,805 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Fun while it lasted, but I guess as with every other thread we should probably just hand it over to you now, let you get the desperate posturing out of your system. Take it away, the thread is now yours.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 54 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,811
@previous (Fuckin' Quintana )
> desperate posturing
Kettle? I'm Pot. You're black.
·Donny (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,812
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Sure, by all means hold conversations with inanimate kitchen appliances, as I said, the thread is yours.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 3 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,813
@310,809 (Fuckin' Quintana )
Maybe he's an Irish monk.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,814
@310,812 (Donny )
Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling.
·I'll suck your cock for $1000 (OP) — 13 years ago, 10 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,815
@310,813 (B)
A Brother Seamus?
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,816
@310,812 (Donny )
> Atsimul random access humar
Just piss off, you're not amusing.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,817
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
I'm amused. You are wrong.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,818
@previous (B)
Simple minds, eh...
·Maude (OP) — 13 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,819
@310,816 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
> Just piss off, you're not amusing.
You have no frame of reference here, Autphag. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,820
@310,818 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
You're still wrong.
@previous (Maude )
Lol
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,825
@310,819 (Maude )
Your frame of reference is unadulterated autism, I'm glad I don't get retard humour, this is Tropes-tier nonsense.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,829
@310,820 (B)
@310,818 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g) still stands, your friend's mutual self-aggrandization and back-patting aside
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,831
@310,825 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
> Your frame of reference is unadulterated autism, I'm glad I don't get retard humour, this is Tropes-tier nonsense.
Maybe somewhere down the line someone will explain to you what this thread was about. I won't, because it's funny watching you make a berk of yourself.
That about wraps her all up for me. See you further on down the trail.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 0 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,832
@310,829 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
You said he isn't amusing. I'm amused. You are wrong. Why are you still arguing when you have been proven wrong?
+Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,837
No, Donnie, these men are cowards.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,841
@310,831 (A)
> conceding to defeat in the most arrogant and conceited manner possible
Nice, doing complete dis-service to your shtick without having to make a single effort on my part. Too bad you're too humiliated to express the full extent of your outrage.
@310,832 (B)
He's a retard, and he knows it, which is why he's flouncing away; you're just a bigger retard.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,843
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
I am not speaking of who is and who isn't a retard. You said
@OP is not amusing but I said I am amused. You made an incorrect statement. You were wrong. Why are you still responding to me?
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,847
@previous (B)
Autistic self-extension. That means shit objectively, and this guy knows it, he was hinging on you as the crutch of his ego, and it was pathetic, I crushed him, and I feel a euphoric vindication from it. I can taste his juicy, petulant manchild tears running from his cheeks as he weeps at my words.
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·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,851
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
You seriously overestimate your abilities. Have you ever considered that your unchecked ability to write and speak words is overcome by the reality that they are complete shit and nobody cares beyond their own self amusement? I do not interact with you for anything other than a laugh. You are no better than the female whores you so loathe. You are actually worse because whores make money and contribute to the economy.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,853
@previous (B)
Ah, your tears, so delectable...
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,855
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
> Ah, your tears, so delectable...
No word salad. I must have struck a nerve and shut you up.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,856
@previous (B)
I was going to point out the irony that your vain pursuit of a laugh at my expense was turned on its head, and that's the thing most perturberant to you. Then I realized 'fuck it,' of course it'd sweep over your head, even if I pointed it out in the explicit. None of you are better mentally developed than the average ape or negro.
(Edited 43 seconds later.)
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,857
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
How was it turned on its head?
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,858
@previous (B)
You are now madly enraged because I have proficiently derailed yet another thread with Phag-magic.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,860
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
But I am still laughing at you. So how was my laugh at your expense turned on its head?
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,864
@previous (B)
You are feigning laughter in a half-hearted forcibly contrived sense, I can sense your insincerity, you are just welling up, trying your best to hang in there and withhold the flood of tears you doubtlessly contain. That is the sickest kind of crypto-autist. The ones who pretend composure just to avoid the befallen lolcowdom they deserve.
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·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,865
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
> That is the sickest kind of crypto-autist. The ones who pretend to composure just to avoid the befallen lolcowdom they deserve.
30 minutes ago I asked why you were still responding to me. You finally reveal why you are so angry with your own words. Keep responding to me and prove me right or you can let your silent affirmation speak for itself.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,866
@previous (B)
I can ask the same of you though, you were at your free volition allowed to leave and ignore at any time, but it seems by your desperation in having the last word that you seek some kind of vindication, it is of course secondary to me. So my statement still stands. Now you are engaging in the lolcow behaviour of making self-confirmatory offers with untennable conditions to ensure your victory, typical Chandlerite hugbox logic. Deus ex machinima-esque power-wanking. It's rascible.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,870
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
I am not surprised you chose to keep responding. I thought you might like the attention but I now realize that you want to please. You amuse me and you do it with great speed and on demand. It's like an instinct with you. You would make a good girlfriend or sub. If you keep this up I might just become erect over how much you are submitting to me.
·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,873
@previous (B)
It's amusing that you can pretty much manipulate him into saying whatever you want him to by issue of a few phrases. He always does that without fail, still funny at times.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,874
@310,870 (B)
> confirmed for homosexual degenerate pervert
That's all I need. My work here's done.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,876
@310,873 (E)
> chiming in some trite armchair psychoanalytic idiocy
Again, another bromide trying to contend with the godly Phag. My, aren't you all desperate for a piece of Phag pie tonight!
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,878
@310,874 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
> >confirmed for homosexual degenerate pervert
>
> That's all I need. My work here's done.
I already came. You can go now.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,879
@previous (B)
No you didn't, because I castrated you before posting on this thread, for being a dysgenic mongrelied scumbag.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,880
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
You can't stay away. How cute. Did you decide to come back to pleasure me some more? You're my favorite sexual Bolshevik.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,881
@previous (B)
Hahahaha, such a conceited windbag. For all the ascerbic gall you try to muster, you come off as a weepy dullard.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,882
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
You're flirting with me. Anyone else would have given up but you keep at it. I am pretty hard right now.
+Anonymous F — 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,916
This thread really ties the board together.
·Brandt (OP) — 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,996
@previous (F)
> This thread really ties the board together.
This was my concern, dude.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,997
@previous (Brandt )
You're really good at this.
·Anonymous F — 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #311,120
@310,996 (Brandt )
Did the carpet pissers do this?
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