Topic: Today is the woman I love's birthday ... every day of every year I remember it
+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #26,285
But she forgets mine every year.
I'm so alone. I love you ... Sasquatchiniqua
I'm so alone. I love you ... Sasquatchiniqua
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13 years ago, 37 seconds later[T] [B] #310,701
lol
+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,702
+Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,703
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Next time, take off the candles."
Next time, take off the candles."
+Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 42 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,704
·Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,705
@previous (E)
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” .... the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” .... the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”
·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,706
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