Topic: >yfw you relize balfo is actually a prophhet

+h !utWEud8dUs — 13 years ago #26,260

We thhoughht "electronic old men" was just anothher kind of "boners" thhread. But we were looking at it all wrong. HHe was foretelling the arrival of Syntax and Autphhag- two old men whho hhave outlived thheir natural lifespan.

Syntax is an outrighht dinosaur whho taughht thhe Egyptians hhow to use geometry to build pyramids, and hhe still runs ten miles every day. HHe must be some sort of alien android. It is mentally impossible to teachh people hhis age hhow to use a a computer.

Autphhag is a lifelong methh abuser living in a shhithole in rural England. Thhere's no way hhe could live as long as hhe hhas withhout some sort of electronic life-support system.

Truly, Balfo is thhe incarnate of thhe God of boners.

+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 16 minutes later[T] [B] #310,532

@OP
> allen android

Allen Android posts here. Ask him about this when he does an AMA.

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,535

"Rural England" in this case being nowhere near England.

You're a dumbfuck. 52? Requiring electronic sustenance? Really?

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+Syntax — 13 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,549

OP

Been to Egypt a few tymes. Don't remember teaching them anything. They did teach me to not b so skeptical re a major gig in my life.

One great thing about being older is is is ...Wallet is always full now. Now people owe me money not the other way around. (And they do pay wot they owe me with interest)

+Syntax — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,577

@previous (Syntax )
Disregard that. I suck cocks.

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