Topic: What's a ridiculous thing can you imagine Autphag doing next?

+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #26,242

What's a crazy thing you can imagine Autphag doing next? For example, I can see Autphag using a wheelchair and pretending to need it. It would just be too perfect for him. He'd feel so special getting extra attention everywhere he went. And I'm sure he wouldn't think this would be a turn-off to women, because they are all true honest compassionate angels and would be infinitely attracted to the handsome man who needs their care and attention. Most importantly, it would mean he would never have to get up off his arse, because as you know, standing up is exercise.

+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #310,332

@OP
He will fall in love with and marry a beautiful mocha skinned tranny and adopt as many African children as possible.

+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,334

In his position the most ridiculous thing he could do would be not kill himself

+Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,341

That is if Autphag ever learned the difference between cisgendered women and transgendered women.

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,347

@previous (D)
I believe I've outlined the differences before. Craniometry, digit ratio, hand structure, gait, and other aspects of morphology are dead giveaways. Given the statistical unlikelihood and dubiousness of the 'masculine female', it is a safer bet to wager that it is in fact a transfreak.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,349

@OP
I've lifted things heavier than his dog house or juice crates by an order of magnitude, there's very little I consider exercise. Motivation, on the other hand, does prevent me from doing more voluntarily, but if it needs to be done, I'm not averse to work. I know you're just making copy-pastas, but the discrepancy between Chris-chan and I is too clear for most to see that it just makes the entire shtick look ridiculous.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13 years ago, 12 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,350

@310,347 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

As a person suffering from autism, Autphag once again doesn't have a clue what he's talking about.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,352

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I can read transsexuals with nearly 100% accuracy due to being a seasoned patrol troop of the anti-gendertreachery corps of the hypermasculinist army.

+Anonymous G — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,353

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
In other words, you look at tranny porn on the internet all day. Got it.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,355

@previous (G)
Did it have to be all day? I've got a flowchart from /pol/, and I saw several repulsive pictures of transdegenerates on said thread, which seemed to represent each one of their contingent I've accidentally and momentarily come across henceforth. Once you've seen a couple, you've really seen them all; only a few key features are needed to understand their pathetic deceptive trickery. I'm thinking of making my own flowchart because I see several errors in their morphological analysis which need tightening.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,358

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

Literal-mindedness is a symptom of autism. As a person suffering from autism, Autphag probably thinks that /pol/ is a serious news site.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,359

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Gullibility is a symptom of orthogenic Aboriginal retardation (racial low IQ); as an Aboriginal, The Doctor took /pol/'s word that it was a "satirical" website, oblivious to the fact it was a ploy to evade Jewish prosecution.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,360

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

As a person suffering from autism, Autphag sincerely believes that /pol/ is a serious news site.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,361

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
@310,350 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
And you claim not to be autistic with this blatant repetition attesting to the contrary?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,363

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

Temper tantrums and meltdowns are a symptom of autism. As a person suffering from autism, Autphag gets very cross and worked up when normal people refuse to accept his silly little autistic fantasy that /pol/ is a serious news site.

+Anonymous H — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,365

Autphag will share with us what he thought when he discovered his dad was a crossdresser.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,366

@previous (H)
My father abominated such garbage, actually I'm almost sure he'd have never heard of the concept of transsexuality and would be disgusted in addition, were he alive today. He thought homosexuals were disgusting enough.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

·Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,368

@310,347 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Would this woman be cis or trans?

·Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,369

@previous (D)
This woman too.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,373

@310,368 (D)
The lines on her neck indicate male, thus trans.
@previous (D)
Slightly enlarged ribcage, male hairparting. I'm going to wager trans.

·Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,377

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
You are actually incorrect. The first woman is actress Emilia Clarke known for her role as Daenerys Targaryen on the HBO television series Game of Thrones inspired by the George R.R. Martin novels A Song of Ice and Fire. The second woman is actress Billie Piper known for her role as Rose Tyler on the BBC television series Doctor Who. The second one I could give you credit for as even the transgender community seems to suspect she's transgender. You are still, however, wrong.

·Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,379

One more, do you think this woman is cis or trans?

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,380

@310,377 (D)
Forgive me for my in-familiarity with Judeomasonic junk popular "culture".

@previous (D)
The skull is so large that I'm going to say trans off the bat.

·Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,381

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
You are once again wrong. Keira Knightley is not transgender. She is known for her role as Elizabeth Swann in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
Now how about this woman, cis or trans?

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,382

@previous (D)
> hands
> craniofacial features
This one must be trans, or a really ugly woman.

·Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,383

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
That is actress Sandra Bullock, known for movies Demolition Man starring Sylvester Stallone and most recently The Heat which featured a joke involving rather or not she had an operation, but she is not in fact transgender. So wrong again.

And this one, cis or trans?

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,384

I'm waiting for him to give up dreams of suicide and to start mailbombing prominent jews, feminists, synagogues, etc. I imagine he'll do it Kaczynski style and send anonymous tips to law enforcement and media outlets about it being a "eco-terrorist group copying the unabomber's methodlogy while targeting less obvious enemies of mother Gaia" while he seeks asylum in a country that won't extradite him. Then on his deathbed he'll amend his memoir with a final chapter that will serve as a confession and give specific details about the bomb components and signatures he placed within them.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,385

@310,383 (D)
I call bullshit, there was Judeomasonic manipulation going on there to convolute the story that she was cisgender and because she is part of the Jewish media they will invariably cover for any inconsistencies in her bio which they will just historically revise away. The hands especially make any idea of her original sex being that of a woman dubious.

You know what, enough of this, because each example your presenting has this exact same problem: they're virtual holograms of Hollywood fiction, they're not real individuals. Present me some examples of real people, not some cardboard cutout personas with fictional life-stories concocted by sun-god Niribu galt intelligence-propaganda agitprop services.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,386

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Okay, how about a more feminine looking actress. The last one was Jennifer Lawrence known for her role as Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games movies.

Cis or trans?

·Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,387

@previous (D)
And last one, cis or trans?

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,388

@previous (D)
Probably femalewhore. Brain is too puny.

@310,386 (D)
The chin looks disproportionate, though other than that there's nothing for me to really indicate trans. I'll shoot for femalewhore.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,389

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Oh wow, you are correct. Both are cisgendered, but you were still wrong for the other five so this isn't effect to say you can tell the differences between a woman and a tranny. You can, however, tell the difference between a woman with masculine features and a woman with more softer features. Oh and is it true you do not have a college degree?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,390

@previous (D)
Okay, Catherine. Nobody cares about your degenerate waffle.

Huge design flaw was that you selected all cisgender candidates so as to conceal the obvious failings of transgender people to pass universally. Had you designed this 'test' to include both, I would've probably picked out the trans more easily. You're a liar and a disingenuous shill, educated stupid or not.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,394

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
> everybody's Catherine
> educated stupid
The correct answer is that every single one of those women are cis. This test, if you can call it that, was to see how much you can fail at identifying a cisgendered person. You have correctly identified 2 out of the 7 presented.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,395

@previous (D)
Oh, so you're either Matthew or Toaster, judging by your evasive semantic distortion, topic deflection and subject switching.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

·Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,397

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
> topic deflection and subject switching

What are you talking about?

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,398

@previous (D)
You redefined the purpose of your experiment when questioned on its methodological flaws even though its purpose was to show that "oy vey silly goyim cannot detect how much of a failed Judeotranssexual whorish freakazoid I am."

·Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,401

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
That was the original intention of this pseudo-test. You originally gave it that meaning and then claimed that the original intention was a new intention.
The more you posts the more I grow specious that you do in fact have some degree of schizophrenia.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,402

@previous (D)
suspicious*
Dumbfuck.
For such air that flows out of the windbag that propels your ramblings, it sure isn't half vacant.

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,403

@310,401 (D)
Armchair psychology is not a toy bud

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,449

@310,402 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

As a person suffering from autism, Autphag is an expert on vacant rambling.

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