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Topic: Can Autphag swim?

+Anonymous A13 years ago #26,240

It just popped into my head and now it is making me wonder.....

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #310,329

You know Africans can't swim so I think you're being insensitive on purpose here.

+Anonymous C13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,333

@OP
Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps, son or Fred Phelps posts here on tinychan. When he does an AMA and if Autphag cannot swim, maybe he will give him some pointers.

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,337

@310,329 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Yes I can, but not very far, and it's not something I've done in years.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,338

0119_dr-phil_280x340.jpg@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

As a person suffering from autism, Autphag is incapable of swimming.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,340

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
As an Australian, Chad Manning likely has Aboriginal heritage.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,364

@310,337 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
It's great once in a while just to take a swim, experience that sensation of near-weightlessness and limber up or relax. I prefer springs personally. Nothing is quite as refreshing as a dive into icy spring water on a hot day under the oppressive Florida sun... well some hydromorphone swimming in your veins comes close.

+Anonymous F13 years ago, 16 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,499

@OP

Only in his toilet.

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