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Topic: Attention Anti

+Anonymous A13 years ago #26,238

So how about that love bug season? If one more pair of bugs fly in my nose while fucking I am going to lose my shit.

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #310,318

They're just getting started. My windshield is peppered with guts of some insect martyrs sacrificing themselves to try and honor the old gods by forming constellations and getting it all wrong. Is it a crime against their freedom of religion if I wash them off my car?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,319

@OP

PS: Try fucking in a crotchless/assless beekeeper suit.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #310,321

@310,318 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
If you do not want their guts corroding the paint off your car you should wash them off.

My beekeeper suit is at the cleaner

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,323

@previous (A)
> 2013
> Not keeping a backup beekeeper suit.
ISHYGDDT.

+Anonymous C13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,326

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
> >2013
> >Not keeping a backup beekeeper suit.
> ISHYGDDT.

i mean, really, that's just common sense these days. what century are you living in op?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,328

@previous (C)
At times like this I find myself reminded of the old adage "niggers gonna nig".

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,331

@310,323 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
@310,326 (C)
My backup beekeeper suit was stolen by niggers. Niggers gonna nig.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,362

@previous (A)
What a relief! I was starting to think you may be some sort of caveman. How did the theft take place? Inner city streets are no place to pick up whores of quality... although if it was stolen out of your vehicle in a parking garage at a ritzy hotel in a downtown area while you were snorting lines off a upscale escort's ass I can empathize.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,404

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
It was stolen during a Baptist prayer breakfast. I was in the bathroom snorting lines off of an upscale escort's ass.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,419

@previous (A)
Baptist niggers have no sense of a decency. Even at a religious function where they go to cleanse their souls their minds and hands drift to the purpose of opportunistic crime. Still one does wonder what they hope to achieve by taking your beekeeper suit. The resale value of beekeeper fucksuits is at an all time low.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,424

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I reported it stolen and the police apprehended three black males that fit the description I made up. Just now I was looking for my latex mask with the zipper mouth and found my beekeeper fucksuit. I guess I just misplaced it.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)


·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 40 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,427

@previous (A)
You were clearly just acting in the capacity of a concerned citizen by giving those officers just cause to apprehend those black males for being black.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 33 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,429

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
It was for the good of the community. We know how blacks are, they act like niggers.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,430

@previous (A)
Was there a reward beyond improving the community?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,431

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
The female cop gave me a bj in the back of the cruiser.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,432

@previous (A)
Well that's almost as good as a monetary reward. Was she the butchy or power tripping dominantrix with a badge kind?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,435

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Yes she was. She had just the right amount of suction and teeth to shaft contact to make it worth my while.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,436

@previous (A)
It can be hard at times to find one not versed in whoredom that knows how to use their teeth without filleting your member. I'm surprised you didn't propose on the spot. Of course it'd fly in the face of tradition if you propose to someone that was on their knees.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,439

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
> It can be hard at times to find one not versed in whoredom that knows how to use their teeth without filleting your member.

It is kind words like these that help me sleep at night.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,440

@previous (A)
I do what I can, when I can, where I can to help my fellow man.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,441

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I can dig it

+Anonymous D13 years ago, 8 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,480

@310,440 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I've never before heard such sweet poetry

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,505

lllll.jpg@previous (D)
Aww.

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