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Topic: Sexually transmitted Demons

+Anonymous A13 years ago #26,236

sex-demons.jpg

+Anonymous B13 years ago, 15 minutes later[T] [B] #310,280

3014DrPhil320NEW_.jpg@OP
Nice Anti copypasta.

Ci͓̥̥̭͎ao͇,̱̮ ͖̲̙̫̬͈̮T͔̱h̼̹̹͎̱̥ͅe D̜̖̥o͕̰̠͚c̺͇t̝͇͓̪̲o͙̫̙̯̟͕r͕̻.͉̲̳̤̹

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,281

PurrrrrfectLicking.jpg@previous (B)

+Anonymous C13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,283

@previous (A)
i fapped...

+Anonymous D13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,286

@previous (C)
Oh cum on now.

·Anonymous C13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #310,289

@previous (D)
already did. i should be good to go again after lunch though, so get back to me then.

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,322

This is why you should always wear protection when engaging in coitus. It's easier to get the appropriate seals and wards tattooed on your body than to draw them on yourself everytime though.

The easiest way to tell if your partner is infected with a demonic parasite is to see if they have a history of mental illness (especially schizophrenia). Excorcisms are too time consuming for casual encounters but if you engage in a long term relationship it may be a worthwhile precaution to take. It's easier to prevent the transfer of an STD than to treat it afterwards.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 9 months later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,166

@OP

> testes

+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP212.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,180

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·Anonymous E12.1 years ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,382

stds-2013-4.png@310,322 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)


Here's an informative book on the subject for anyone who is interested.


> I want to school you on STDs -- no, not “sexually transmitted diseases”. I’m talking about spiritual STDs: Sexually Transmitted Demons! Did you know that demonic spirits can be transferred to you during sex and/or sexual activity? Did you ever notice how people change once they begin to have sex? You probably have taken note of it in a friend or relative in the past, but never equated it to sexual activity. Just think about it, your cousin Quan’teeka starts dating Bone Thug from the block and after a couple of weeks you say to her,“Girl, you’ve changed.” Or maybe even in your own life, you took on a new love and your friends and family kept telling you that you changed, even though you couldn’t see the changes!

> You probably relate to what I am saying, but probably have always equated such changes just to the new relationship itself and not the reality of STDs: Sexually Transmitted Demons. Every demon has a nature and specific corresponding characteristics. That is why groups of people who have no connection to each other but that are infested with the same type of demonic spirit, behave in very similar ways. We call them “stereotypes” but they are nothing less than “familiar spirits” that shape the character and personality of those that they influence. Hmmm... that’s something to think about, isn’t it?

> When two people have sex, those two people become one. The same way that the physical bodies of the man and woman lock together and become one interlocked unit, so do their soul and spirit bodies. Every human being consists of three distinct bodies - spirit, soul and flesh that function in unity with one another, as one unit. Each of those bodies operate in a different realm and each impacts the interactions of your entire human experience. Sexual activity causes two people to connect and become one in all three realms, thus allowing for the transmission of demonic spirits from one person to the other -- the same way that sexual activity allows for the transmission of venereal diseases, such as chlamydia, herpes and HIV, from one person to another.

> What I am trying to get you to understand is that those changes that take place in your life after you get into a sexual relationship with someone are not a coincidence! They are a direct result of sexually transmitted demons. Have you ever done or said something that you found very uncharacteristic for yourself and thought, “Where in the world did that come from?”This happens as a result of different demonic spirits that you pick up, usually through sex. The unfortunate thing about it is that most people are completely oblivious to the reality of spiritual STDs, and even once they do become aware of them; it is often too little, too late.

> You may think that you can pick up a sexually transmitted demon and just go to the spiritual free clinic (church), and get a dose of spiritual antibiotics (prayer) and go on about your business, unaffected by what you’ve done. But this is not so. Just as there are some sexually transmitted diseases that there are no cure for, there are some sexually transmitted demons that will stay with you indefinitely. Some venereal diseases cause permanent damage to the body such as impotence, erectile dysfunction, uterine pain, cervical and prostate cancer and worst of all -- sterility (not being able to produce offspring)! Sexually transmitted demons can have the same impact on your destiny and purpose in the spirit realm!!!

> I really want you to think about this carefully. We often take sex so frivolously, regarding it as just a physical act. But I assure you that sex is much more spiritual than it is physical and even if you can use a condom to prevent the transmission of natural STDs, there is no condom to protect yourself from the transmission of spiritual STDs. Abstinence is the only way -- preserving sex for the confines of Holy Matrimony.

> If you want to know more about sexually transmitted demons, you need to pick up my book. It is entitled, “STDs: Sexually Transmitted Demons”. Find out how to buy it on this page: STDs: Sexually Transmitted Demons, 2013 Edition.

> (http://drintimacy.wordpress.com/2011/10/15/stds-sexually-transmitted-demons/)

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·Anonymous E12.1 years ago, 38 seconds later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,383

std1.jpg

·Anonymous E12.1 years ago, 37 seconds later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,384

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·Anonymous E12.1 years ago, 39 seconds later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,385

std2.jpg

+Anonymous G12.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,387

BIG DICKS IN MY ASS

·Anonymous G12.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,388

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn4yNMIrLQ4

·Anonymous E12.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,390

@413,387 (G)
There are only two letters separating condom from condemn. Think about it.

Imma pray for you, bud.

·Anonymous B12.1 years ago, 53 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,398

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Religious nuttery is a symptom of autism. As a person suffering from autism, Anonymous E believes that similar-looking words have a connection, even if they don't share the same etymology.

Ci̺̞͕̬̰ao͇͕̖̠, ̘T̙̘͍̙he̠͎̗̗ ̯̞̲̪̥̤Do̤̜̮c̰͓̪̹̳t͉͕̤͎̲o̮̞͕̫̻̹r̟̰̠͉͍͕̙.͚̻͈̯͈̯

·Syntax (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,401

A post of mine still has Afterlife - of course such wood not be possible without a fyne Mod providing CPR

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.1 years ago, 36 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,407

@413,383 (E)
Well, what did she expect from having sex with a skinless man?

·Anonymous E12.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,409

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I don't think she fully understood the risks associated with engaging in intercourse with a skinless demon. Obviously most people have the common sense to realize that due to his lack of skin the risk of communicable STDs would be much grater. Incidents like this are proof that public awareness needs to be raised about sexually transmitted demons.

@413,398 (B)
Nice try, demon. You're still not getting in my pants.

+the sexist man alive 12.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,435

And thusly did the demon emerge as though he were a genie, and my cock his lamp.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,505

genie-and-magic-lamp-costume.jpg@previous (the sexist man alive )

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,506

std.pngI think I've got the perfect ribbon for Sexually Transmitted Demons Awareness Day.

·Anonymous E12.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,540

ib.jpg@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

(Edited 8 seconds later.)


·Syntax (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,544

Tinychan tested and approved.jpg@413,506 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[T] [B] #413,546

@previous (Syntax )
lolwtfitide

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