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Topic: Attn: Anti (please help)

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13 years ago #26,192

I am having problems which I believe may be related to areas which you have experience in; namely spiritual occupation.
Whenever Windows Media Player attempts to play a song from the album "The Curse", it crashes a few seconds into the song. I have verified that the files are not in any way damaged, and yet this happens consistently, multiple times a day. I have come to suspect that my machine may in fact be inhabited by the soul of a southern baptist preacher. Why he specifically singles out this one album when there is plenty more heretical music on my computer, I have yet to understand. I would think Sully Erna's Pagan beliefs would be more of a threat than vampirism.

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+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 11 minutes later[T] [B] #309,922

> WMP
> Atreyu

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·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #309,938

+Anti — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #309,941

@OP

You're lucky you came to me when you did, you are clearly experiencing the first stages of a full fledged psychic assault.

Fortunately for you I have been battling the Southern Baptists on all three fronts (mental, mundane, and spiritual) for some time.

If you know the source of the attack I would suggest assaulting their place of worship to temporarily disrupt any psychic links before things progress. Fighting spiritual fire with actual fire is never a bad idea. For information of advanced firebombs please contact me through tormail. A simple molotov cocktail consecrated with the Will of his infernal majesty will suffice.

In the meantime I have crafted a sigil for you to meditate on. In addition you will need to perform an exorcism on your computer. Downloading another version of the CD (why not flac?) and purging the tainted files may not be a bad idea.

Now you need to re-affirm your commitment to our Lord to cleanse your soul.

Repeat after me:

"I renounce the Nazarene, Yeshua, the great deceiver and all his works!"

"I affirm Satan."

"Satan - whose word is Chaos!"

Now break this symbol which we detest. *Break a wooden cross before saying the next line.*

"Ave Satanas!"

I hereby absolve you of any past misdeeds against our Lord and any bonds/pacts you've made with the great deceiver Yeshua and his ambassadors Christ, Muhammad, and so forth.

In nomine Dei nostri Satanas Luciferi Excelsi, go forth with Lucifer's blessing my child, xeper and re-manifest.

Ave Satanas!

Infernally Yours,
Anti

PS: I'll post my BTC information later so that you may make a charitable donation to my church to help continue fighting the good fight.

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·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #309,942

·Anti — 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #309,943

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
As well you know that is actually the seal of the patron demon of Autists who is known for hijacking stars and his exemplary air violin skills.

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+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #309,983

·Anti — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #309,993

+Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #309,994

·Anti — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #309,999

·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,000

·Anti — 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,001

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,022

·Anti — 13 years ago, 47 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,026

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
If you've got quality materials I think we can work something out. Although the church has to be selective (after coming under fire from animal rights/protection groups in the US and abroad for alleged "animal cruelty") when receiving donations from goods that may have been obtained illicitly so poached/endangered animal skins may be unacceptable.

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·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 13 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #310,173

@previous (Anti )
You doubt the legitimacy of Omen's pelts?

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·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #310,196

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #310,200

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #310,206

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It was for the greater good but the authorities and some ALF members got very huffy about the whole thing. Why is it okay for fast food chains to commit wholesale animal genocide but when a cult sacrifices a few goats people get all bent out of shape? It's absurd.

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·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #310,262

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #310,320

+Rapeculture — 13 years ago, 53 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #310,330

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #310,372

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #310,466

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #310,467

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #310,468

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13 years ago, 7 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #310,469

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