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Topic: What if Fluttershy lived with Autphag?
+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #26,191
What if on a stormy, rainy October evening Autphag found a shuddering, wet Fluttershy near his house, soaked by the rain, scared and shivering?
Would he take her in, and pamper her back to health? Or has Phag-tard become so heartless to leave the little pony out in the rain?
If he took her in, how would the two get along with each other? Would Fluttershy try to improve him? Or would she turn evil and ruin his life as a Frankfurtschuleist, Trotskyist, and Judeo-deconstructivist negroiditic retard with strange spiritual gifts in feigning intellect, and heightened levels of a minero-corticoid precursor named aldosterone?
+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #309,902
He would slam some meth and pass out in a ditch. It is saturday afterall.
+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #309,903
The horse is the Aryan's invention. He conquered Europe and India domesticating the horse!
(Edited 17 seconds later.)
+mechano !jZ/czu7L8A — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #309,905
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
So you're a brony?
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #309,906
@previous (mechano !jZ/czu7L8A)
No. I hate the hybridized paedophillic-beastiality connotations of the cartoon yiffbag culture. But I think if Fluttershy is to be rebilitated back to health then it must be erased of its femalewhore instinct and supplanted with an Aryan one. It must not be gratified of its disgusting sexual desires.
+Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #309,907
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
You are talking about a
fictional fucking character, you autistic sweaty mess.
·mechano !jZ/czu7L8A — 13 years ago, 1 second later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #309,908
@309,906 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
So you're writing a brony fanfiction about aryan de-feminized ponies?
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #309,912
·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #309,914
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
What the fuck is wrong with you?
+Anonymous F — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #309,932
@309,907 (E)
He's capable of making jokes at his own expense you know, learn to tell when he's kidding.
@309,912 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
I'm the guy you keep calling John, not him.
·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #309,933
@previous (F)
That would require eating too much word salad.
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