Topic: Does Autphag clean the litter box?
+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #26,187
I just came from cleaning the litter box. This is the first time I've had to get used to doing such a thing since we decided to have our new kittens as indoor pets, so I gotta clean the litter box sometimes. Its really nasty work, and it got me wondering if Autphag can put up with it because he smells so bad too its like an invisible odor to him.
+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #309,894
Are you boasting about doing what are standard chores for the rest of us? (Not that I've any pets anymore.)
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Woahoah! Here's a Blue Peter badge. Congratu-fucking-lations. Here's my one hand clap, with which I'll slap your face.
+mechano !jZ/czu7L8A — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #309,896
+Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #309,901
+ !NoGoD1GamE — 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #309,915
Damn. I was hoping "clean the litter box" was going to be some euphemism for analingis or something...
+Anonymous F — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #309,934
> I just came from cleaning the litter box
Doesn't take much to make you cum, does it OP?
@309,894 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
> standard chores
You mean like changing your bed sheets?
Doesn't take much to make you cum, does it OP?
@309,894 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
> standard chores
You mean like changing your bed sheets?
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·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #309,935
·Anonymous F — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #309,939
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Pretty sure people changed their bed sheets before feminism. In fact it will have been one of the many jobs around the house that men told women to do.
Pretty sure people changed their bed sheets before feminism. In fact it will have been one of the many jobs around the house that men told women to do.
+Anti — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #309,954
@OP
What litter box would he be cleaning if he doesn't own cats? A ailing neighbor's? His grandmother's?
@309,935 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
If you've worked on cars and don't change your bedsheets you're just a grody mofo.
@previous (F)
With good reason.
After a physical and performing the prerequisite bodily exams and fitness aptitude test on a potential mate, a suitable woman should also be able to pass another battery of tests which include rudimentary functions she'll be expected to engage in such as cooking, washing dishes, doing laundry, bed making, not nagging, determining the length of time you're expected to cuddle and engage in pillow talk post coitus (ideally less than 5 minutes but not longer than 15), etc. Screening her friends/family and doing a background check is also advised but often overlooked.
What litter box would he be cleaning if he doesn't own cats? A ailing neighbor's? His grandmother's?
@309,935 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
If you've worked on cars and don't change your bedsheets you're just a grody mofo.
@previous (F)
With good reason.
After a physical and performing the prerequisite bodily exams and fitness aptitude test on a potential mate, a suitable woman should also be able to pass another battery of tests which include rudimentary functions she'll be expected to engage in such as cooking, washing dishes, doing laundry, bed making, not nagging, determining the length of time you're expected to cuddle and engage in pillow talk post coitus (ideally less than 5 minutes but not longer than 15), etc. Screening her friends/family and doing a background check is also advised but often overlooked.
+Anonymous H — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #309,982
+Anonymous I — 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #310,013
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