Topic: I can imagine The Doctor autistically going about his stimming routine in the real world,
+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago #26,138
accusing others of being Autphag.
Cashier: "That'll be..."
Doctor: "As a person suffering from autism, the Cashier, who is really Autphag, believes that just because she has reading difficulties, the rest of us must not be able to see the price listed on-till."
Cashier: "Ehrm, okay,"
Doctor: "As a person suffering from autism, Autphag masquerading as a Cashier will proceed to ask me for either cash or card as part of her silly little stimming routine."
Cashier: "If you continue your shit, I'll call security-"
Doctor: "As a person suffering from autism, issuing threats of violence out of indignant anger is a common coping mechanism deployed to sate an otherwise complete sense of impotence and powerlessness. Autphag angrily harasses people as a means to exert control-"
*Cashier presses the security alarm underneath her desk, calling out negroid guards which proceed to beat his ass and take him away while he spews more of his inane little shtick*
Cashier: "That'll be..."
Doctor: "As a person suffering from autism, the Cashier, who is really Autphag, believes that just because she has reading difficulties, the rest of us must not be able to see the price listed on-till."
Cashier: "Ehrm, okay,"
Doctor: "As a person suffering from autism, Autphag masquerading as a Cashier will proceed to ask me for either cash or card as part of her silly little stimming routine."
Cashier: "If you continue your shit, I'll call security-"
Doctor: "As a person suffering from autism, issuing threats of violence out of indignant anger is a common coping mechanism deployed to sate an otherwise complete sense of impotence and powerlessness. Autphag angrily harasses people as a means to exert control-"
*Cashier presses the security alarm underneath her desk, calling out negroid guards which proceed to beat his ass and take him away while he spews more of his inane little shtick*
+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #309,370
@OP
The only thing you can imagine is a meth encrusted tranny cock that shoots pure niggger DNA into your bowels.
The only thing you can imagine is a meth encrusted tranny cock that shoots pure niggger DNA into your bowels.
+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #309,372
As a person suffering from autism, Autphag makes up a fake doctor character so he can present his strawman argument.C͈̫̞͍͔̳͖i̼̙͉̳̮̻ͅa̦̪̳̼͔͇̜o,̙̲͈͙͕̠ ̙͍͖̠̻͎T͎̖͇̜h̜̳̩͎̙̦ẹ̟̰ ͈̦̙̜̣̮̠F̥͕̫̜̺̘a̞̯͓̬̙͕̟k̩̞̦͉̯̱͎e̺ ̰̭̣D͔͚̦͍o̞̭͎ct̘͈̺̳̫̼͔or.̮͚̗̞̺̪
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #309,375
·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #309,376
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)Illegible gibberish.
C̮̥ͅi̥̪a̰͉o͍͇͖̹̤̘̪, T͔̻͍h͔͉e̞̤͖ͅ ̫͚ͅD̯o̘̲̖̰c͈̼̳̳̱͉͖t̲̦̩̯o̯̥̟̬r͔.
+Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #309,383
How often do you imagine these scenarios with the doctor?
+Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #309,397
@OP
You mock the doc in a style similar to that which I used back in the day, though incredibly put more effort into it than even I did. And dare I say, I was funnier. Carry on though.
You mock the doc in a style similar to that which I used back in the day, though incredibly put more effort into it than even I did. And dare I say, I was funnier. Carry on though.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #309,399
@previous (E)
> Effort
How do you quantify that? I don't see this as a particularly efforted endeavour. Seems you are just bitter than I'm not emulating your autismal nostalgia. Likewise, do carry on.
> Effort
How do you quantify that? I don't see this as a particularly efforted endeavour. Seems you are just bitter than I'm not emulating your autismal nostalgia. Likewise, do carry on.
+Anonymous F — 13 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #309,406
This was hilarious!
+Anonymous G — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #309,411
@OP
Didn't read, lol.
Didn't read, lol.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13 years ago, 11 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #309,549
@OPLooks like your autism is flaring up again.
As a doctor, I support Autphag in coming out <3
+ !bofOs07Urg — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #309,550
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