Topic: Look at my new toy, guys.

+Antikhristos — 13 years ago #26,001

+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #307,775

@OP
Picatinny rail?

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,776

Very nice.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,777

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I wonder how long it took him to get it sighted in?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,780

@previous (B)
0.418 seconds, give or take. It'll probably need some minor adjusting with each use as well.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,781

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I bet the muzzle velocity on that thing is complete shit though.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,782

@previous (B)
No doubt. He should've just bought a Glock.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,787

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
But a Glock doesn't have a blood groove. You put a blood groove on a Glock and I think he would buy it.

·Antikhristos (OP) — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,788

Would you please stop trying to have a conversation in this thread. I'm trying to make fun of emo fagboy here.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,789

@previous (Antikhristos )
I'm sorry, emo fagboy and I were talking about guns, you know, real faggot stuff. Later we are going to finger each other while we make out. Would you like to join?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,792

@307,787 (B)
I know an armorer that might be up to the task.

@previous (B)
My hair always looks just the right amount of disheveled afterwards.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,793

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
> My hair always looks just the right amount of disheveled afterwards.

The freshly fucked look.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,796

@previous (B)
It'll never go out of style.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,803

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
It is immortal. The vampire of hairstyles, if you will. The Dick Clark before the stroke Dick Clark.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,811

@previous (B)
You make it sound predatorial, I like it.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,814

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
We need to buy the rights and brand this fucker.

+Morbid !SNGcSVivxU — 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,823

@OP
I understand you're new to this whole thing, but please do the board a favor and pay more attention to how you engage in discussion.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,824

@307,814 (B)
lol

I'm on it. We'll need to figure out how to define it for the patent office though, as it stands now it's a little too ambiguous I think.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,827

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
We get around this by hiring a Jew lawyer. With a Jew lawyer all of our problems will be solved. It's pretty much on auto pilot the very moment we hire a slimy velour track suit wearing prescription wayfarer sporting Jew who signs everything with a gold pen and has chronic indigestion.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,828

@previous (B)
That seems rather specific... did you have someone in mind?

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,829

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I think that is an accurate representation of every Miami Jew lawyer, so no, I don't have anyone specific in mind.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,832

@previous (B)
Well it's been awhile since I've been to Miami so maybe you're right. It is only a 9hr drive though... hmm. Maybe we should do a little research to find one especially scuzzy for our purposes.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,835

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I can meet you in a few hours. I have some weed. We will need coke and a pillowcase full of mescaline. If we stay out of Liberty City we won't need a lot of weapons and I have a suitcase full of PCP so we should bring a lot of weapons.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,838

@previous (B)
I've only got a couple pistols here so I'd need to go pick up some party favors from my safe before we got too serious about anything. It only puts me back maybe a 1/2hr.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,842

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Ok. I'll meet you at your place. I'll be in an 84 sky blue Dodge Omni.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,845

@previous (B)
Well we can't take your car on the crime spree for obvious reasons and I don't want to use my car on the offchance we get away with it all... but I think I have a solution. A murdered out 2012 maxima. We should be in Miami before they notice it's missing anyway.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,847

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Ok. Are you driving? Because I have a hook for a hand and need one of those little knobs on the steering wheel or we will die in a fiery crash.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,849

@previous (B)
If you can secure some coke before we head out I don't think it'll be a problem. I'll need a 8ball for the ride up and the ride back so please budget for that. We might have to detour to a LEO's house for some body armor depending on what all we plan to get into but with PCP we know it'll be an adventure regardless.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,851

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I know a guy who used to work for Dick Nixon, I shouldn't have a problem accommodating.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,853

@previous (B)
Excellent. I can hardly wait.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,854

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I feel like we just came up with a plot and scene ideas for a really good movie.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,856

@previous (B)
lol

It doesn't really have a lot of substance to it yet but I'm sure we could put together something like Natural Born Killers with a little more style.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,857

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Yes. A voyage to hire a sleazy Jew lawyer to get the rights to a hairstyle. Drug fueled and violent. It could also be a documentary about the 1984 Mondale campaign.

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,903

You need to adjust your sights. You can't make full use of the blade in the present configuration.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,954

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Why he doesn't opt for flip up sights or peep sights is beyond me.

@307,857 (B)
It'll be grand, I'm going to start working on the pitch.

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