Topic: Check your email!

+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #25,994

I wonder how many of you who see this thread will check your email?

+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #307,716

Don't do it, this is a phishing topic. I just opened it up and then suddenly my computer exploded. I'm readying up my gas cans to burn my house down now.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,717

@previous (B)
I'm so sorry. I woke up drugged and strapped to a giant dildo chair. Then a TV came on and a little guy said he wanted to play a game. I had to make the topic or the dildo would have impaled me.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,726

@previous (A)
> Then a TV came on and a little guy said he wanted to play a game.

Was it Dwarf Fortress?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,727

@previous (B)
It was a game about trimming a tree.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,728

@previous (A)
Jigsaw is actually Kimmo? It all makes so much sense now.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,729

@previous (B)
He makes you write an essay and if it is not quality or if there are any errors you get shitlisted in the worst possible way.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 42 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,730

@previous (A)
That little Billy puppet must be the sentient board AI then.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,731

@previous (B)
I thought so too but the puppet is actually a wise guy.

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,735

Are you a Nigerian prince, OP?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,736

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
That depends on if you want to help the widow of a recently deceased billionaire or not.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,739

@previous (A)
Of course, I'm always happy to help a damsel in distress but I still don't see why you need my social security #, mother's maiden name, bank acct #, dob, a copy of my drivers license, and my last two pay stubs. Those just seem like strange requests to me.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,742

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
We just need to be thorough very much sir

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,744

@previous (A)
Well that seems like a legitimate reason.

Check your email.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,745

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
It is just a picture of a rather large black penis and the word "niggers".

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,749

@previous (A)
Of course. My personal info is hidden in that image. You can never be too careful.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,750

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I was scared because that is the exact same way I communicate, with pictures of black penis and racial slurs.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,754

@previous (A)
It isn't a very mainstream form of communication despite how mundane the key components appear to be... you are not alone, nigger.

Alternate ending 1: we are biological twins that were separated at birth.

Alternate ending 2: I am mirroring your normal style of communication after infiltrating your mind and learning your weaknesses.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,755

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
> Alternate ending 1: we are biological twins that were separated at birth.
There are a few sets of twins in my family

> Alternate ending 2: I am mirroring your normal style of communication after infiltrating your mind and learning your weaknesses.
You know I cannot resist creme brûlée.

+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,821

> get me to check my email
I think it's been almost a month so far. I'll probably make it 2 months because of this.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,825

@previous (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
You've clearly gone mad.

@307,755 (A)
#1 results in you dying a highlander-esque death because I can't suffer another doppelganger and there can be only one. #2 will result in drawn out psychic warfare.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,826

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
If only those two options could be combined with sugar and egg yolks and creme and baked and have sugar sprinkled over it which is then heated until a hard caramel shell is formed. That would be the best option.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,830

@previous (A)
Fine... as long as I'm not the one cooking I'm willing to make an exception and sacrifice my artistic integrity to add creme brulee to either/or/both options.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,831

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I was once on drawn out psychic welfare.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,833

@previous (A)
Oh my. Were you institutionalized?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,834

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Psychically. I was a member of Young Republicans one year.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,836

@previous (A)
I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope you've made a full recovery.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,837

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
There is the occasional wide stance but I mean hey, any guy who goes to a Waffle House at 2 on a Wednesday isn't there because he wants his potatoes scattered smothered and covered if you know what I mean. Other than that I have done well.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,841

@previous (A)
Are you admitting to having violated the sanctity of the Waffle House?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,844

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
This Waffle Houses serves as a combination pornographic theater and a methadone clinic so it's within the rules of Waffle House sanctity.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,846

@previous (A)
It sounds like a magical place.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,848

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
It's like having Billy Dee Williams whisper in your ear.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,850

@previous (A)
Well that just makes me slightly uncomfortable.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,852

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
He's handing you an ice cold Colt .45 and he's telling you that your cracker ass can't do nothin but smile. You'll be comfortable. Trust me. It's like drinking champagne with Bruce Vilanch.

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 13 years ago, 13 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #308,051

You never mail me :(

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