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Topic: I have taken it upon myself to give an intensified supercharge to my word-salads

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g13 years ago #25,977

People keep complaining that it sounds like I've abused a thesaurus, meaning they must really be jealous of a vocabulary which, in all honesty, I've picked up with little effort or recourse to actually checking to ensure I know what it means. I've a pretty high semantic intelligence in my own view, so why should I bother? So, I've set myself a new project for the autumn. I'm going to memorize one of the Collin's thesaurii in its entirety, each one of the 900,000 or so synonyms.

I have a theory --- the Jews are discouraging us from adopting what happens to be the very method by which they learn language (fast but sloppy rapid adoption of technical platitudes which they barely cohese together with ungrammatical glue) so that we remain inept in exercizing with any suave their smooth-talking powers of manipulation, so they culturally stigmatize verbose pleonasm, whether that be promoting Negroidic creoles into English, hybridizing it with traditional speech and concurrently shilling the goy on to adopt the nigger's attitudes in this respect along with everything else, then, using the dialectical narrative of critical theory, deconstruct anyone who dares express an inkling of worldly knowledge to be perspectual abusers of the synonym so as to discredit the veracity of their insights.

So, in defeating the Jews, one must out-Jew the Jew, I believe if this were translated into the laws of thermodynamics, it would be one of them, but I can't remember which because I'm high right now, possibly the first or second.

(Edited 6 minutes later.)


+Anonymous B13 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #307,428

> I'm going to memorize one of the Collin's thesaurii in its entirety, each one of the 900,000 or so synonyms.

You have fun with that.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,430

yesterday I said to ducky that reading your posts sounds exactly like me writing a normal paragraph then using a thesaurus to find a synonym for every word. guess I was right.

·quack 13 years ago, 33 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,431

shit sorry for using ur tripcode again gf

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 59 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,433

@307,430 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You weren't correct, though, I've not touched a thesaurus, or had the intention to hitherto, from which point I'll be making a concerted effort to speak in nothing but thesaurus salad, so that nobody may ever have the gall to accuse me of making a word salad again, once they see what a real word salad consists of.

+Anonymous D13 years ago, 49 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,434

If you want to get your point across better, you should really be more considerate and give a shortened summary for those of us (the vast majority) who don't want to sift through that wall of text. Learn proper forum etiquette.

+Anonymous E13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,437

Muthafuckas keep complainin dat it soundz like I've played a thesaurus, meanin they must straight-up be jealouz of a vocabulary which, up in all honesty, I've picked up wit lil effort or recourse ta straight-up checkin ta ensure I know what tha fuck it means. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I a pimpin' high semantic intelligence up in mah own view, so why should I bother, biatch? So, I've set mah dirty ass a freshly smoked up project fo' tha autumn. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I be goin ta memorize one of tha Collinz thesaurii up in its entirety, each one of tha 900,000 or so synonyms.

I gots a theory - tha Jews is discouragin our asses from adoptin what tha fuck happens ta be tha straight-up method by which they learn language (fast but sloppy rapid adoption of technical platitudes which they barely cohese together wit ungrammatical glue) so dat we remain inept up in exercizin wit any suave they smooth-talkin powerz of manipulation, so they culturally stigmatize verbose pleonasm, whether dat be biggin' up Negroidic creolez tha fuck into Gangsta, hybridizin it wit traditionizzle rap n' concurrently shillin tha goy on ta adopt tha nizzlez attitudes up in dis respect along wit every last muthafuckin thang else, then, rockin tha dialectical narratizzle of critical theory, deconstruct mah playas whoz ass dares express a inklin of ghettoly knowledge ta be perspectual abuserz of tha synonym so as ta discredit tha veracitizzle of they insights.

So, up in defeatin tha Jews, one must out-Jew tha Jew, I believe if dis was translated tha fuck into tha lawz of thermodynamics, it would be one of dem yo, but I can't remember which cuz I be high up in dis biatch, possibly tha straight-up original gangsta or second.

·quack 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,438

@307,433 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
I hereby proclaim the impracticality of your approach of expressing circumstances since it implies the necessity of questioning your sexual orientation.

·Anonymous D13 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,439

@307,437 (E)
10/10 would read again

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,441

@307,438 (quack )
At this juncture the knowledge so prevalent in commonality of my aberrosexualism - namely any lack thereof - makes such an inquiry most redundant.

·quack 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,442

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
your moms belly fat is redundant

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #307,443

@307,437 (E)
Word.

·Anonymous B13 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,458

@307,437 (E)
It's like you're twerkin it with words.

+Anonymous G13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,459

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Taken it upon yourself, or just doing exactly what they expect and want you to do?

+Anonymous H13 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,480

You've completely run out of ways to occupy yourself, haven't you?

+Anonymous I13 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,490

@307,441 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Classic autphag

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