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Topic: Why Islam is shit, as written by a true genius and skeptic
+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #25,957
Technology has surpassed any other industry in rate of change/improvement, and continues to do so all the time as we progressively move closer to a new age of science and secularism. Meanwhile, in the desert, a bunch of primitive people in full robes under the burning sun worship a giant black box.
Ever heard the song about a "horse with no name"? Yea, that's in fucking Iran or some shit. Doesn't fucking need a name, they can't eat pig or basically any other food that tastes good, so they probably just eat the horses. A horse can't traverse the fucking desert --- they have retarded camels for transportation/carry load.
Which brings me to my next point --- camels are literally the most retarded looking species of all biological life on Earth. Take a good long look at a picture of a camel. Allah really fucked this one up.
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+Sheik Yiboudi — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #307,172
INFIDEL!
CAMEL IS BEAUTIFUL SEXY BEAST, IT IS YOU WHO FUCK HORSE+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,213
@previous (Sheik Yiboudi )
Camel can't fit on Petco shelf, therefore camel no good.
+dizz — 13 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #307,232
muslims are a truly shitty race of people. been all over the middle east, useless, lazy alleged humans!!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,317
@previous (dizz )
In the western world, especially the US, we have enough things to distract us from truly giving a damn about our religions and atheism/agnosticism is on the rise.
In the Middle East, they have sand. Obsessing over crazy belieds and carrying out jihad is all they have.
+Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,319
But have you read the quran?
+Anonymous F — 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,352
@previous (E)
> But have you read the quran?
FAILED SHTICK +Anonymous G — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,355
The Arab version of "the Beverly Hillbillies".
·Anonymous F — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #307,356
·dizz — 13 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #307,463
Arab version. They would be repulsed by a sexy woman. show muslim men a naked boy and they would be happy. for a religion against homosexuality, they sure do love little boys. Especially in Afghanistan and Iran.
·Anonymous G — 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #307,487
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Achmed,
A poor sandnigger barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin' at some food and up through the sand came a bubblin' crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Arab tea.
Well the first thing you know Achmed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Ach, move away from there!"
"UAE is the place you want to be!"
So they loaded up the camel and moved to Abu Dhabi.
More sand that is, 9 year olds, sexy goats.
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Achmed and his kin,
And they would like to thank you folk for kindly dropping in,
But please ignore those bombs by the door,
Allahu Akbar, forever more!
Jihad that is, infidels, suicide.
Ya'll come back now, ya hear?
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #307,489
@previous (G)
lol 10/10 bud
·dizz — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #307,504
@307,487 (G)
amazing!! good one. can hardly txt laughin so much!!
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #307,533
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